Laplante
A way of saying "the plant" in French, also commonly used as a surname in incestuous families or stupid wankers
Laplante by Killer Kile August 4, 2017
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Laplante
1) Gracefully adapting to change; acceptance of change.
2) The act of ending civilization using an army of flesh-eating seals.
2) The act of ending civilization using an army of flesh-eating seals.
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laplant
a weak human capable of doing absolutely nothing.
" 1.girl Mr. Laplant is so weak he is just like Garfield fat chubby.
2. girl ewww he is so lazy.
" 1.girl Mr. Laplant is so weak he is just like Garfield fat chubby.
2. girl ewww he is so lazy.
laplant by devinmcawsome May 30, 2018
LaPlantism
1) Suffering from symptoms making one both cranky and temperish, such as an old man.
2) The enjoyment of having fingers stuck up the anus.
2) The enjoyment of having fingers stuck up the anus.
1) "Ever since he caught LaPlantism he just sits on his porch and yells at kids as they walk by."
2) Nani Donut: "I heard you had fingers up your butt."
The Dress-Code Bear: "LaPlantism"
Nani Donut: (in a sad tone) "LaPlantism indeed."
2) Nani Donut: "I heard you had fingers up your butt."
The Dress-Code Bear: "LaPlantism"
Nani Donut: (in a sad tone) "LaPlantism indeed."
LaPlantism by Samurai - Anji May 22, 2007
samantha laplant
A very sweet innocent southern who has a fetish for submissive mungs that work in fast food. One must be warned of engagibing a samantha laplant in public, she has been known to attack with massive dildos, reminiscent of the housewife from shameless. The fox says odalodee
samantha laplant by gerry h buckmeiner November 19, 2013
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