Laplante 

A way of saying "the plant" in French, also commonly used as a surname in incestuous families or stupid wankers

In English we say The Plant. In Français we say Laplante

Laplante by Killer Kile August 4, 2017

Laplante 

1) Gracefully adapting to change; acceptance of change.

2) The act of ending civilization using an army of flesh-eating seals.

1) Sometimes life is sad, and hard, and complicated, but at least I can laplante fairly well.

2) Our world has been dominated by laplante, and now I am bleeding out of my stump leg while my friends try to fend off the seals.

Laplante by rutleps13 May 15, 2016

laplant 

a weak human capable of doing absolutely nothing.

" 1.girl Mr. Laplant is so weak he is just like Garfield fat chubby.

2. girl ewww he is so lazy.

you are such a laplant .

laplant by devinmcawsome May 30, 2018

LaPlantism

1) Suffering from symptoms making one both cranky and temperish, such as an old man.

2) The enjoyment of having fingers stuck up the anus.

1) "Ever since he caught LaPlantism he just sits on his porch and yells at kids as they walk by."

2) Nani Donut: "I heard you had fingers up your butt."
The Dress-Code Bear: "LaPlantism"
Nani Donut: (in a sad tone) "LaPlantism indeed."

LaPlantism by Samurai - Anji May 22, 2007

samantha laplant 

A very sweet innocent southern who has a fetish for submissive mungs that work in fast food. One must be warned of engagibing a samantha laplant in public, she has been known to attack with massive dildos, reminiscent of the housewife from shameless. The fox says odalodee

Jesus monkey paw slap happy samantha laplant

samantha laplant by gerry h buckmeiner November 19, 2013