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Being sold as a sex slave to a random stranger by means of paying with cattle.
Eg, Suzie Mtetwa had to practise her squats and blow job technique as the man with the grass skirt came to pay her parents labola or her hand in marriage (sex slave) with 2 cows, a goat and 3 chickens..
Labola by ChrissyB1980 January 11, 2018
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adjective

1. being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of Labatt Blue; intoxicated.

2. pertaining to or caused by intoxication or intoxicated persons by way of Labatt Blue, nearly exclusively.
He and his friends bought cases of Labatt Blue with designs on getting Lablasted.

"I was so Lablasted that I don't even remember breaking into the neighbor's garage and stealing all of those roller derby medals."
Lablasted by Tsunami of Swag December 23, 2012
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Dexter's Laboratory 

(DEX-ters la-BOR-a-tor-y) One of few shows (including Powerpuff Girls, Johnny Bravo, I Am Weasel, Cow & Chicken) broadcast on Cartoon Network that has been ranked as: the shit.
I just watched Dexter's Laboratory. It was the shit.

Dexter's Laboratory 

A show on Cartoon Network that focuses on a boy-genius shortie named Dexter. He is usually seen in the show in his lab doing random experiments, while his ditzy ballerina of a sister Dee-Dee messes everything up, thus causing Dexter's temper to go up and kicking her out.

Dexter's hot Mom and smart-ass Dad know NOTHING about what their son is up to. Nothing at all. Dexter also has to face his worst enemy Mandark almost every-day. Mandark, however, is in love with Dee-Dee.

Oh yeah, speaking of Mandark, his parents are hippies. They don't understand his craving for evil and to make Dee-Dee his girlfriend. They want him growing up to be nice and have peace like they do.
Has anyone ever noticed that Dexter's Mom has such a huge butt?

Has anyone ever noticed that Mandark loves Dee-Dee for no reason?

Has anyone ever noticed how Mandark's mother and father never understand him?

Why is Dee-Dee so ditzy anyway? All she does is annoy Dexter to bits!

But otherwise, Dexter's Laboratory is the bomb! Woo-hoo!
Dexter's Laboratory by JellyBean600 December 28, 2018

Sepa la Bola 

Latinos say that to mean "I haven't the faintest idea" or "I don't know" La Bola simply means everyone or a group of people or the general public; so to say "Only the people know" is a take off of "Only God knows". It means that it is unknown or I don't know.
How long is this rain going to last? Por cuanto va a durar este lluvia? "Sepa le Bola" "nobody knows. Sepa la bola
Sepa la Bola by V65Magna1 November 8, 2011

Chill Laboratory 

Contracted to Chill Lab. A conceptual (or real) place of intense relaxation. The area is so chill that people sometimes forget their first names. Nothing can phase this place because of the fact that its 'chill' level exceeds anything that can phase it. Only beings wise enough to understand the conceptual mental mind set during such presence in the chill lab can achieve the right to claim chill labs. A chill lab is basically a place where everyone just chills and there are no guidos.
...The Bat Cave (Chill Laboratory #216)

Batman: Robin, pass the joint.

Robin: Yeeeeeee...

labrolation

A designed pattern to repeat its course
We live in a labrolation world
labrolation by anonymous November 10, 2022
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