Incredibly attractive, ridiculously intelligent and just a fucking bomb overall. A Laula is how everyone wants to be, but nobody is, because a Laula gets how individuality works while still being just plain and simple awesome as frick.

A: "Aw man, see this girl? I can't believe anyone could be so HOT!"
B: "Yeah man, she sure is a Laula."

Laula by Elijafinn April 28, 2019

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Labola

Being sold as a sex slave to a random stranger by means of paying with cattle.

Eg, Suzie Mtetwa had to practise her squats and blow job technique as the man with the grass skirt came to pay her parents labola or her hand in marriage (sex slave) with 2 cows, a goat and 3 chickens..

Labola by ChrissyB1980 January 11, 2018

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layola

African/black beauty known as a loving and caring person who will always be there for her friends and family. most of the times a Virgo. known as a very intelligent girl, can be sometimes crazy but very fun to be with. if you do not have a layola in your life yet get one, fast!

wish i could get a layola in my life.
you wouldn't want to lose a layola. trust me.

layola by K.C Courtney February 28, 2018

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Lazola

A hyperactive girl who goes to bed very early, i.e. 9pm on a week-end. she never wants to have sex, marry or have kids. She is in love with 'Sam'.

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Lapola

A god amongst mere men.

for a second there, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn! Or even a Lapola!

Lapola by alopalnoryb February 5, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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