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laytionship 

defined as the 'other woman', or 'fuck buddy'
i met this chic at the bar and realized the only thing shed be good for is a laytionship.
laytionship by Nickhead November 9, 2007

e-lationship 

noun, An online relationship (hence the name). It's where two people try to go out only with AIM and e-mail. Either terribly romantic or terribly pathetic.
Girl: Do you want to go out sometime?

Guy: no, sorry, i'm in an e-lationship

Frie-lationship 

When you do all the things a couple in a relationship do, minus sex.
Hey Zach, did you smash Payton?

Nah ese, we're just friends. I don't want to ruin our frie-lationship.
Frie-lationship by SELEPACK January 22, 2017

Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations 

congratulations in a snarky way lolz

used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them
ex:
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*

sex-lationship 

a relationship that revolves completely around sex, so much so that the people are not even considered to be "in a relationship" but simply just hooking up. it is different from a one night stand in that it lasts longer than one night and at least one person feels an emotional bond that most likely isn't even there.
Girl #1: Joe and Kate really need to stop their sex-lationship and either start dating or stop fucking.
Girl #2: Seriously.

Track-lationship 

The relationship that inevitably forms during a track and field season between two participants. Can be formed by two runners from the same team or even two from different schools. Usually a very strong relationship only during Track and Field season.

Ending of said track-lationship can cause even the best runners to run horrible times in the next meets, while the opposite also holds true.
Dude, that girl that runs the 400m is soo awesome..Might have to try and start up a track-lationship.

Wow John has won the 100m and 200m conference championship two straight years..You know he's gotta be in a few track-lationships.
Track-lationship by GoJo June 28, 2010