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Sexy, cute, and outgoing. Often offers random insight and words of wisdom. Honest usually shares what’s on her mind. Enjoys life and likes to have fun but can also have intelligent and witty conversations. She’s a one of a kind.
Everyone Loves a Lanita
Lanita by LECK09 February 3, 2010
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Quirky and funny, a good sense of humor. She has an upbeat attitude, but don’t cross her. Full of personality. Ready for anything.
Lanita, not to be confused with tequila
Lanita by L Word February 4, 2010

Lansdale 

A small suburban town 30 minutes north from Philly. Theres alot of drama, and bullshit. Everyone thinks they're ghetto. For every lesbian you have, we have 3. For every pregnant bitch you have, we have 10. No one here has a life, they just do drugs and get locked up.
Kevin: i'm so cool because i'm gangster and i live in Lansdale.
Jordan: i cant step into Lansdale because everyone wants to beat my ass.
May: Lansdale is the scum of the earth, i'm disgusted that i live here.
Lansdale by fuckkyurrmotherrr August 27, 2008

landstander

One who fights adamantly for a certain cause.

This word originates from the now-canceled animated series Home Movies, in which one episode featured the main character in a movie playing an ancient warrior called the Landstander, who simply wanted to "stand on land!"
"Dude, why do care so much about that old cartoon? You're such a landstander."
landstander by megas_ex_machina August 25, 2005
The word 'lanksta' comes from two main words.These words are 'Lankan' and 'Gangsta'. The word 'lankan' ic the slang fr the word Sri Lankan. The root of Sri Lankan is Sri Lanka. Sri Lankan means the people from Sri Lanka. The short form of Sri Lankans is lankan. Therefore Lanksta means a Lankan Gangsta. Sri Lanka is a small country located south east of india. The population of sri lankans in toronto is the 2nd highest next to chinese.
for ex; hehee i noe dis cus LANKAN PRIDE. i am lankan. i am canadian.
lanksta by Vinu December 12, 2004

Lanstoned 

To become so intoxicated that you are extremely annoying. Someone who is Lanstoned greets their friends every five minutes, spills beer on them, and constantly asks them for cigarettes. Someone who is Lanstoned also may hit on their friend's girlfriend or boyfriend, spill bongwater on the record player, or urinate on the couch whilst someone is sitting on it.
Joe: "Yo, Sawyer, whassup!"

Sawyer: (sarcastically) "Hey Joe!"
Joe: "Say, Sawyer, do you by chance have a cigarette?"
Sawyer: "Dude, you just smoked my last one."
Joe: "Oh yeah." (stumbles, and spills beer on Sawyer)
Sawyer: "DAMNIT"
Joe: "Shit man, sorry."
Sawyer: "It's fine"
Joe: "Say, do you have a smoke I can bum?"
Sawyer: (glares)
Joe: "Shit, I'm sorry, I'm Lanstoned right now"
Sawyer: (walks away)
Lanstoned by Air Lanstoned March 18, 2013