Lankum

The action of duping you're friends into believing you're an out-of-touch parent

I lankumed their asses into next week when I feigned ignorance about that music band.

by snoozebridge November 12, 2019

lakum salam

An Arabic term often following the Arabic greeting Asalamalakum

guy- Asalamalakum my brothas and sistas
croud- Lakum Salam

by D-res July 2, 2005

lankmaster

nickname given to one who is extremely lanky and often uses their lankyness to benefit them in ways non-lanks can only dream of. (also see lanky)

hey kevin, can you get that can from the top shelf for me? gaddamn your lanky. hey everyone, kevin's the lankmaster!

by Jane_Bond October 27, 2003

lankamer

The Lankamer or Lanky is a mysterious creature who stalks the streets of Poland. This creature can take many forms including human. Some people believe the Lanky has taken refuge in the U.S. stat of New York. You can spot a Lanky by listening for “weird” noises or suspicious behavior. The Lanky can be disguised for years so you can’t even be sure what or who it is. It can even pretend to be your friend.

The Lankamer ate twelve children last time it was spotted.

by Bolesław May 29, 2019

lakuma

"suck my dick" in an abrupt and vulgur manner

How about you lakuma, bitch

by M & D January 16, 2005

lankman

a skinny person of greater stature than 6 feet, or a having long arms and legs like an orangatang.

Donald is such a lankman he touchs the ground when he walks.

Hofer just knocked over that vase with his lanky arms...what a lankman

Have you seen the way hofer dances..its very gangly, hes a bit of a lankman

by dylan alcafaras November 9, 2007

Landumb

A person (usually ginger) who believes slang words their friend tells them.

Joe: Craig, you're such a landumb!
Craig: What's that mean?
Joe: You believed Landon was a real word!
Craig: Agh god guys, I'm such a landumb!
Joe: It's all right. See you soon, Craig!
Craig: Landon man x

by It'sreallyme,joe. October 21, 2011