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lankamer 

The Lankamer or Lanky is a mysterious creature who stalks the streets of Poland. This creature can take many forms including human. Some people believe the Lanky has taken refuge in the U.S. stat of New York. You can spot a Lanky by listening for “weird” noises or suspicious behavior. The Lanky can be disguised for years so you can’t even be sure what or who it is. It can even pretend to be your friend.
The Lankamer ate twelve children last time it was spotted.
lankamer by Bolesław May 29, 2019
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Lankamer 

A polish child that has a very small penis and likes to eat children
The lankamer ate my poop sock
Lankamer by SPCA May 30, 2019
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