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Wonk

A penis, that, when hard, curves downward.
dude i was in the locker room the other day and Jason had a wonk. Hahahaha
by D-res July 3, 2005
mugGet the Wonkmug.

asalamalakum

a greeting....

should reply with lakum salam
guy: Asalamalakum my brothas and sistas
croud: Lakum Salam
by D-res July 2, 2005
mugGet the asalamalakummug.

clomptoctic

1. Boring

2. Annoying

3. Used in a situation in which you cannot come up with a better word to describe something or someone.

To save time, the shortened version, clomp can be used
person 1 - "Man, I've spent almost all weekend doing homework..."

person 2 - "Dude that musta been clomp."

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"Man, I spent 4 hours with this girl and she seriously said like... 3 words. She was a complete clomp."
by D-res March 21, 2005
mugGet the clomptocticmug.

puss cheddar

although it can be used to describe all that makes a vagina smell or taste weird, its generally used as a derogatory insult.

one can call another person 'puss cheddar' as an alternative to pussy, chump, or loser, as well as anything similar.

the term puss cheese can be used in exchange with puss cheddar.
kid 1 - "dude, just take a hit."
kid 2 - "No way dude! I don't wanna touch that shit. I could die..."
kid 1 - "Man, you are such a puss cheddar."
by D-res March 20, 2005
mugGet the puss cheddarmug.

chonce

My teacher told me she would fail me if I didn't serve a detention today. How chonce is that?
by D-res July 2, 2005
mugGet the choncemug.

lakum salam

An Arabic term often following the Arabic greeting Asalamalakum
guy- Asalamalakum my brothas and sistas
croud- Lakum Salam
by D-res July 2, 2005
mugGet the lakum salammug.

clomp

Shortened version of the word clomptoctic.

1. Boring

2. Annoying

3. Used in a situation in which you cannot come up with a better word to describe something or someone.
person 1 - "Man, I've spent almost all weekend doing homework..."

person 2 - "Dude that musta been clomp."

************************************

"Man, I spent 4 hours with this girl and she seriously said like... 3 words. She was a complete clomp."
by D-res March 21, 2005
mugGet the clompmug.

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