Definitions by snoozebridge

Lankum 

The action of duping you're friends into believing you're an out-of-touch parent

I lankumed their asses into next week when I feigned ignorance about that music band.

Lankum by snoozebridge November 12, 2019

scoops 

Pints of beer - usually Guinness - Irish slang

Alright Tommy are ya goin down to Mulligans for a few scoops?
Sorry bud, I'm bleedin skint.

scoops by snoozebridge November 27, 2010