lanklet
The opposite of a manlet. Someone who is tall (6ft+) and (usually) skinny. It is harder for the lanklet to gain muscle mass and thus he is inferior to the manlet (for bodybuilding).
Fucking lanklet.
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lanklet
An elongated human specimen who probably skips leg day as often as they fail on social interactions. They suffer as much from heightism as the manlet, only at the opposite end of the spectrum. While their physique appears to have experienced a growth spurt without the memo about muscle, these towering toothpicks not only defy the norms of manliness but also face a cruel twist of fate in the dating realm, as their excessive soy consumption appears to have given them a flavor only tofu lovers can appreciate (see also soy boy).
Person 1: "I saw Chris trying to impress that girl at the bar last night."
Person 2: "Oh, Chris, the lanklet? How did that go?"
Person 1: "She said she'd rather swipe right on a brick wall. It's like he's got an anti-testosterone force field. Poor guy."
"His attempts at flirting were like a lanklet trying to flex – destined for comedy."
Person 2: "Oh, Chris, the lanklet? How did that go?"
Person 1: "She said she'd rather swipe right on a brick wall. It's like he's got an anti-testosterone force field. Poor guy."
"His attempts at flirting were like a lanklet trying to flex – destined for comedy."
lanklet by Heyyounotyouyou November 16, 2023
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lanklet
An elongated human specimen who probably skips leg day as often as they fail on social interactions. They suffer as much from heightism as the manlet, only at the opposite end of the spectrum. While their physique appears to have experienced a growth spurt without the memo about muscle, these towering toothpicks not only defy the norms of manliness but also face a cruel twist of fate in the dating realm, as their excessive soy consumption appears to have given them a flavor only tofu lovers can appreciate (see also soy boy).
Person 1: "I saw Chris trying to impress that girl at the bar last night."
Person 2: "Oh, Chris, the lanklet? How did that go?"
Person 1: "She said she'd rather swipe right on a brick wall. It's like he's got an anti-testosterone force field. Poor guy."
Person 2: "Oh, Chris, the lanklet? How did that go?"
Person 1: "She said she'd rather swipe right on a brick wall. It's like he's got an anti-testosterone force field. Poor guy."
lanklet by Heyyounotyouyou November 19, 2023
lanklet
An elongated human specimen who probably skips leg day as often as they fail on social interactions. They suffer as much from heightism as the manlet, only at the opposite end of the spectrum. While their physique appears to have experienced a growth spurt without the memo about muscle, these towering toothpicks not only defy the norms of manliness but also face a cruel twist of fate in the dating realm, as their excessive soy consumption appears to have given them a flavor only tofu lovers can appreciate (see also soy boy).
Tom: "I saw Steve trying to impress that girl at the bar last night."
Greg: "That lanklet again? How did that go?"
Tom: "Let's just say he ordered a kale smoothie while she was sipping a whiskey, and she left shortly after with another guy. It's like he's competing in the 'Dating Olympics' for the 'Least Likely to Get Laid' category."
Greg: "That lanklet again? How did that go?"
Tom: "Let's just say he ordered a kale smoothie while she was sipping a whiskey, and she left shortly after with another guy. It's like he's competing in the 'Dating Olympics' for the 'Least Likely to Get Laid' category."
lanklet by UncleTouchyFingers January 4, 2024
Lanket
Guy1 - "Did you see that skinny lanket at the gym today?"
Guy2 - "Barely, he looked like a stick figure from far"
Guy2 - "Barely, he looked like a stick figure from far"
Lanket by BobTheWindow January 15, 2014
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