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I just wanna pay the red car services to run over that fucking guy LankPM again like in GTA Online. Oh, how funny. Actually nevermind, let the red car hunt for him.
LankPM needs to go back to his shell on a road with one fucking billion red cars to run him over. And there! He's damned. Now Karen, pack your bags and take his fucking kids.
LankPM by SteinsSpar March 27, 2019
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lankmaster

nickname given to one who is extremely lanky and often uses their lankyness to benefit them in ways non-lanks can only dream of. (also see lanky)
hey kevin, can you get that can from the top shelf for me? gaddamn your lanky. hey everyone, kevin's the lankmaster!
lankmaster by Jane_Bond October 27, 2003
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lankamer 

The Lankamer or Lanky is a mysterious creature who stalks the streets of Poland. This creature can take many forms including human. Some people believe the Lanky has taken refuge in the U.S. stat of New York. You can spot a Lanky by listening for “weird” noises or suspicious behavior. The Lanky can be disguised for years so you can’t even be sure what or who it is. It can even pretend to be your friend.
The Lankamer ate twelve children last time it was spotted.
lankamer by Bolesław May 29, 2019
a skinny person of greater stature than 6 feet, or a having long arms and legs like an orangatang.
Donald is such a lankman he touchs the ground when he walks.

Hofer just knocked over that vase with his lanky arms...what a lankman

Have you seen the way hofer dances..its very gangly, hes a bit of a lankman
lankman by dylan alcafaras November 9, 2007

lankymole 

lankymole by Kins March 25, 2003
The action of duping you're friends into believing you're an out-of-touch parent
I lankumed their asses into next week when I feigned ignorance about that music band.
Lankum by snoozebridge November 12, 2019

lankyman 

A tall male teen/preteen that is known to be very tall and slender.
'Sup lankyman
lankyman by Chiefchirpa1234 February 27, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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