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I just wanna pay the red car services to run over that fucking guy LankPM again like in GTA Online. Oh, how funny. Actually nevermind, let the red car hunt for him.
LankPM needs to go back to his shell on a road with one fucking billion red cars to run him over. And there! He's damned. Now Karen, pack your bags and take his fucking kids.
LankPM by SteinsSpar March 27, 2019
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lankmaster

nickname given to one who is extremely lanky and often uses their lankyness to benefit them in ways non-lanks can only dream of. (also see lanky)
hey kevin, can you get that can from the top shelf for me? gaddamn your lanky. hey everyone, kevin's the lankmaster!
lankmaster by Jane_Bond October 27, 2003
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lankamer 

The Lankamer or Lanky is a mysterious creature who stalks the streets of Poland. This creature can take many forms including human. Some people believe the Lanky has taken refuge in the U.S. stat of New York. You can spot a Lanky by listening for “weird” noises or suspicious behavior. The Lanky can be disguised for years so you can’t even be sure what or who it is. It can even pretend to be your friend.
The Lankamer ate twelve children last time it was spotted.
lankamer by Bolesław May 29, 2019
a skinny person of greater stature than 6 feet, or a having long arms and legs like an orangatang.
Donald is such a lankman he touchs the ground when he walks.

Hofer just knocked over that vase with his lanky arms...what a lankman

Have you seen the way hofer dances..its very gangly, hes a bit of a lankman
lankman by dylan alcafaras November 9, 2007

lankymole 

lankymole by Kins March 25, 2003
The action of duping you're friends into believing you're an out-of-touch parent
I lankumed their asses into next week when I feigned ignorance about that music band.
Lankum by snoozebridge November 12, 2019

lankyman 

A tall male teen/preteen that is known to be very tall and slender.
'Sup lankyman
lankyman by Chiefchirpa1234 February 27, 2017