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Landonize 

contamination, corruption, or degradation due to an attempt to make an issue or object better.
The website used to work but then you had to landonize it.
Landonize by SpaceCadet90210 September 14, 2009
Ladonia is a very small micronation in Sweden that was established in 1996 as the result of a court battle between the artist and sculptor Lars Vilks and local authorities over a sculpture that Vilks created, Nimis. It has approximately 17,000 citizens, but most of them live in other countries. Application for citizenship is available of Ladonia's official website, and is free.

Ladonia has a queen and a president. The current queen, Queen Carolyn, resides in the US with her family. The queen is in office for life. The current president, Christopher Matheoss, who lives in France. Election for president takes place every 3 years. Ladonia's constitution forbids a male from ever ascending the throne, and there has never been a king in Ladonian history, only queens.
The Ladonian national anthem is the sound of a stone being thrown into water, composed by Greve Jan Lothe von Eriksen. The Ladonian language has two words in it, waaaall and ÿp. Phrased Latin is the official language, but English, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Finnish, German and French are also accepted in Ladonia. The currency of Ladonia is one Örtug, around 1 Euro. The Ladonian flag is a green cross on a green flag, both the same color. Since it is impossible to make out the cross due to the fact that both the cross and the background are the same color, it is considered acceptable to add a white outline of the cross when depicting the flag.
Ladonia is also a minor character in the anime series Axis Powers: Hetalia
Person 1: I have duel citizenship!
Person 2: Oh yeah, where?
Person 1: Ladonia and the US
Person 2: What the heck is that?
ladonia by PrincipalityOfLadonia October 19, 2015

Landonism 

prejudiced against or antagonistic toward a person or people with the name Landon.
A: “I fully pledge myself to Landonism”
B: “You hate Landon? Me too!”
C: “OMG I do too! Let’s make it a religion!”
Landonism by riyacq October 31, 2022

Landonator

a person exhibiting the most cool in the room at the time
"Whoa that guy over there; he's a total Landonator
Landonator by LandotheDrummer July 16, 2008
Describes a raging science teacher with a big package. He hates all Virginia's.
Girl One:Ew did you see our science teacher?
Girl two:Yeah I know! He's a total LANDONI!
Landoni by Quilence June 19, 2008

lyndonian 

when you take a fat shit and then ur face starts to turn red and a piece of hair gets in your mouth causing you to look disgusted.
broooo i just too a lyndonian and it really fucked me up i hope it doesn’t happen again.
lyndonian by FALCON-8513 May 29, 2020