Lando'd 

Getting Lando'd is when you're forced to give up the "W" to your teammate.

Getting Lando's is synonymous with getting fucked over.

"Lando, you've made your point. We know you'll do the right thing."

When the guy has the chick in the bag but has to let his buddy take her.
"you see Jim last night, that chick was all over him!"
"yeah, but he got Lando'd , had to back off and let Oscar take it"

"hey man! You get that promotion yesterday?!"
"no man, totally got Lando'd. Oscar got it"

"lets go out tonight, help you get over getting Lando'd last week"

getting Lando'd is the X-games version of jumping on the grenade for your friend. It's not like sleeping with the fat chick so your friend can get laid, it's like sleeping with the fat chick so your friend can get laid by the girl you're into with that's been throwing looks at you all night.
"hey man, appreciate you shagging Lucy's friend last night so I could have a shot at Jen"
"you owe me cuz you totally Lando'd me"

Lando'd by NICETRYSUCKA July 28, 2024

Lando’d 

To get belligerently drunk on a week night or every night and say some out of line stuff.

Hunter got so Lando’d last night he was two hours late for work

Lando’d by Eagle_Grimshaw March 11, 2021

landon'd 

The act of a man ejaculating, usually on a girl, and then licking off his sperm.

That girl just got "landon'd".

landon'd by akalie May 29, 2008

D-land 

Another way to say "down" or to agree with something.

Me: "Are you coming to dinner tonight?"
Jared: "I'm D-land!"

Me: "Oh man, that guy was so D-land for me."
Mattea: "I'm D-land all day for his dick."

D-land by Mayo6999999 October 5, 2011

Don Lando 

Also known as "Wesley Batson", he is a member of Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe. He was born in 1987 in a hospital somewhere in a vacinity of doctors. In 1998, he was arrested off the Alaskan Coast for illegal whale hunting. He was released on a $450,000 bail by friend Aaron Allen. In late 1999, he moved to an abandoned World War II bunker in central Florida. There, he met Chris Stoney. Stoney awed Batson with his amazing drum skills. Once the three got together, they formed a band known as "Cool Band". However, they realized they missed something. Vocals. One day, Batson and Allen were at the local Goodwill searching for office chairs when they met Rob Lowe. Lowe's quiet yet firm appearence instantly aroused Batson and Allen's interests. Lowe signed and thus formed Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe.

Don Lando is Wesley Batson's alias.

Don Lando by Risto1116 July 6, 2006

Dirty Lando 

A person who dresses up as lando norris (formula 1 driver) whilst fluttering his cape from the Star Wars character Lando Calrissian whilst proceeding to make car noises whilst “flying” his toy millennium falcon into person’s vagina or urethra. He then proceeds to watch the 2021 Russian Grand Prix whilst screaming “NO!” when Lando Norris fucks up.

I met this weird guy yesterday when I went to the McLaren Technology Centre. We went back to his scratty little place. We went to do the devils tango of which he then proceed to do a Dirty Lando. I was unimpressed so I brought my kid over and took off his clothes to which I proceeded to ring the police and label him as a child predator.

Dirty Lando by DaRealNigelFarage69 December 31, 2021

The land down under 

The aussiest song of aussies. Listen to it if you want a run down of australian culture

"Hey have you listened to 'the land down under'?"
"Indeed I have. I'm an aussie after all

The land down under by Do_I_Care August 27, 2019