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Landon Donovan
Landon Donovan by Trexx26 June 28, 2010
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landon donovan
A member of the US Men's Soccer (Football) Team. Commonly believed to be the most awesome soccer player in the US right now. He is an amazing player, despite what people say.
landon donovan by trb4321 June 27, 2010
landon donovan
The poster boy of US soccer who has no talent or skill and a hairline that makes him look 40. Often dissed by Steven Cohen and Nick Geber on the sirius satellite radio show World Soccer Daily.
landon donovan by uncsoccerrox August 30, 2006
landon donovan
Landon Donovan couldn't cut it in Germany, so was content to dominate in L.A. living with his actress girlfriend while reading and beleiving the hype that the US was going to make an impact at this World Cup like they did in 2002
landon donovan by Robert Glory June 25, 2006
landon dunn
landon dunn by presley the legend August 30, 2019
Landon deshotels
Landon is a really cool guy who likes to hangout with his friends. Has amazing spelling and gets all the girls. Been playing Minecraft since alpha and is amazing at rainbow six siege.
Landon deshotels by TyLeee August 10, 2020
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