Landnonce 

A portmanteu of 'Landlord' and 'Nonce'. Someone that owns property, rents it out at inflated rates and gets off on making the tenants miserable.

"The landnonce is increasing the rent again!"

"Being a landnonce isn't real work, you just leech off other people."

Landnonce by Vectorman_1989 October 8, 2022

landoncoolvideos 

Some irrelevant troll

:Landoncoolvideos stop disliking my videos

landoncoolvideos by Zimeatswaffels3 January 16, 2021

londoncentric

A word used to describe the attitude of Londoners who seem incapable of realising that places other than London even exist. It describes the attitude that London is the centre of the universe and that anywhere else in the country or even the rest of the world is unimportant and not worthy of their attention. In short it describes people whose heads are so far up their own arseholes that if their eyes aren't brown then they ought to be.

Since he was moved to HQ, Malcolm has become really londoncentric.

londoncentric by Croatalin January 26, 2014

londoncentric

Londoncentric means centred on London (the one in the United Kingdom not Kentucky USA). Only achieving wider use during January 2014, it describes the apparent belief, of pundits and prognosticators on the politcal and economic situation in Britain, that what is happening in London applies to the country as a whole.

In an interview on Channel 4 News, Chuka Umunna, Shadow Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills, used the word Londoncentric when replying to a question concerning the British Government's economic figures.

londoncentric by Croatalin January 25, 2014

Londoncentric

It’s use has become quite common now in the United Kingdom and has two possible meanings:

1 It can mean centred on London and the belief that what is happening there is a true reflection of what is happening in the country as a whole. This belief is a mainstay of pundits, prognosticators and think tanks, which probably explains why they so often get things so wrong it would be laughable if it wasn’t so damned annoying.

2 It is also used to describe the attitude of Londoners, not just those born there, but transplants from elsewhere who seem incapable of understanding that London is not the centre of the universe. This self-centred, egotistical arrogance has led to the belief that anywhere else in the country or even the world is not worthy of their attention. In short it describes people whose heads are so far up their own arseholes that if their eyes aren't brown then they ought to be.

1 In an interview on Channel 4 News, January 2014 Chuka Umunna, Shadow Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills, used the word Londoncentric when replying to a question concerning the British Government's economic figures.

2 Since he was moved to HQ, Malcolm has become really londoncentric.

Londoncentric by AKACroatalin February 13, 2019

Landoned 

Being extremely under the intoxication of alchohol; sloshed.
(Background: comes from Landon from "The Real World: Philadelphia", a kid who loves his booze)

Dude, M.J. and I got so landoned last night; I called my boss that I'm dating and said all this weird crap to her.

Landoned by SVT February 22, 2005

landonsexual 

when your deeply in love with Landon Kirby from Legacies

i

love Landon Kirby!
person: oh! your landonsexual

landonsexual by Klausmikaelsonwife January 22, 2021