Lancebass

1. something that is really gay and/or retarded
2. the act or process of being really gay and/or retarded

It can also be used as an exclamation.

Stop being so lancebass, you fucking asshole!

The store is out of pastries? Lancebass!

by Steve Bunglebush February 20, 2007

lance bass

nsync member that on July 26, 2006 revealed he was gay. WHAT A HUGE FUCKING SHOCK! You know what else? Cars need gas to run!

anyone that didn't already know lance bass was gay is a moron.

by Adrian July 27, 2006

Lance Bass Special

When a man with spiked up blonde fruity hair has another man jizz all over it and then rubs it in the other man's asshole

"I have my first date with Tommy tommorow night and he just had his hair frosted. Here's hoping he gives me the Lance Bass Special!"

by hinkdogger September 10, 2006

Lancebag

A person who rides his bicycle on public excercise paths as if they are competing in a major race. They are typically subpar riders and are rude. Sometimes they wear yellow jerseys.

Mike: Did you see the cyclist in the park on Sunday wearing a yellow jersey and yelling at all the pedestrians?
Ike: Yeah. He's such a lancebag. What did he think it

was the Tour De Central Park?

by NYCRunner October 26, 2011

lance bass

Former member of N'Sync who just came out the closet. This Uphill Gardener is currently packing Reichen Lehmkuhl's fudge. They enjoy engaging in acts such as hot lunch and the cleveland steamer.

Lance Bass is the bitch and Reichen is the butch in the couple. Lance is usually the recipient of the anal pounding.

by The Real Izzy July 27, 2006

lance bass

A member from nysnc that always looks a little to happy. Made a big deal about going to space but in the end pulled out because sponsors didn't want to send more airless matter into space.

Sponsor- "We should of sent Lance to space because there is a good chance he might get sucked up by a black hole."

by jlau July 30, 2005

Lance Bass

An overweight, stupid-faced, crappy singer with a gay looking smile and now confirmed butt pirate.

Girl#1: I went to an Insync concert -w- my boyfriend and Lance Bass stole him from me!
Girl#2: The same thing happened to me!!!

by Judge Smells July 26, 2006