Lamppa 

Meaning strong and serious.

Easily confused.
Fun loving.

I am Lamppa!

Lamppa by !Secret Writer! April 10, 2010

Abbi Lamppa 

She is a very autistic person who is mentally challenged.

abbi Lamppa: a person who is mentally challenged and has personally diagnosed herself with autism

Abbi Lamppa by Abbi Lamppa April 7, 2019

Lampard 

Moaning at the slightest issue or injustice due to over-sensitivity or to deflect attention away from one's own shortcomings.

"It was never a yellow card, but there was no need to have such a Lampard over it"

Lampard by football365247 July 29, 2020

Lampathy

A type of apathy whereby you can not find the energy to walk to the local shop to buy sugar, but can find the energy to go out and count the amount of steps between where you live and the shop in question. This phenomenon was discovered at the University of Wales Lampeter, Where it's name derives from.

Bob: We need more sugar.
Billy: CBA
Bob: I'll go, then. How Far is the shop?
Billy: <Getting up and putting coat on> Hang on, I'll find out.
Bob:That's Lampathy for you!

Lampathy by PowellBar March 7, 2011

Frank Lampard 

The best central midfielder in the country. Plays for Chelsea FC and has a fondness for walloping the ball from 30 yards

Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super Frankie Lampard

Frank Lampard by Biddy February 20, 2005

Frank Lampard 

Frank James Lampard, Jr., (born 20 June 1978) is an English football player currently at Chelsea and previously with West Ham United and Swansea City. Lampard is a central midfielder known for his powerful long-range shots and prolific goalscoring abilities from midfield.

-Bob: did you know that Frank Lampard is Chelsea's highest scoring midfielder of all time.
-ManUnwanted: I only watch mainstream Shrek, C. Divealdo, and Ali G playing for retired Alex.

Frank Lampard by Alkawi May 27, 2007

lamepants. 

Noun: A person who is very lame.

person 1: hey you know that kid named ben?

person 2: ya what about him?

person 3: he is such a lamepants....

lamepants. by coolpants October 19, 2007