The act of committing to playing for a certain sports team but then taking an extended vacation and subsequently instagraming your vacation all while your team is struggling and desperately needs you
I'm lamparding my soccer team this month...won't see them for a while!
by ThatISCorrect August 19, 2015
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Moaning at the slightest issue or injustice due to over-sensitivity or to deflect attention away from one's own shortcomings.
"It was never a yellow card, but there was no need to have such a Lampard over it"
by football365247 July 29, 2020
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A person who has repeatedly benefited from nepotism and is often elevated to positions of stature despite clear inadequacies and/or previous failures.
"I see Glenn forgot to order toilet rolls again. He's such a Lampard"
by DrederickTatum February 1, 2020
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the fit midfield football player who plays for chelsea and england (no. 8). Aslo know as lamps.
'look at lampard he is so fit'
'lampard scored'
by **sojealousofelenrives** July 5, 2006
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Wide of the mark; Hopelessly off target; A serious disappointment.

After Chelsea FC goalless football player Frank Lampard who was the most inaccurate player in the 2006 FIFA World Cup, with 24 shots of which only 11 were on target and 0 (that's ZERO) found the back of the net, including his penalty kick against Portugal in the quarter final.

Antonym: zidane
He shoots....... Goal kick...... What a Lampard.

That's the second Lampard he's kicked today.

Tiger Woods just hit the worst Lampard of his career, his ball is in the crowd.

If he carries on bowling Lampards like that, there'll be more Extras than Runs on the score sheet.

Keep out of the way, he's pissed as a newt, and his arrows are all Lampards.
by ud40 July 6, 2006
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lampard is the word used to describe someone who is a bit special or retarded. it is also the name of a school in the uk.
"look at that lampard"
"your a lampard"
"stop bein such a lampard"
by king paddy June 27, 2004
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The best central midfielder in the country. Plays for Chelsea FC and has a fondness for walloping the ball from 30 yards
Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super Frankie Lampard
by Biddy February 20, 2005
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