lamparding 

The act of committing to playing for a certain sports team but then taking an extended vacation and subsequently instagraming your vacation all while your team is struggling and desperately needs you

I'm lamparding my soccer team this month...won't see them for a while!

lamparding by ThatISCorrect September 28, 2015

Lamparding 

When you get a job you're entirely incapable of but don't seem aware of it.

We've got a new manager at work and he's completely lamparding it

Lamparding by Onedoom May 5, 2023

lambardin

The moment suspended in time when two opposite things come together to create a beautiful thing. Starting to get quite popular in the west coast. (Discovered by: Stephen Parrish of Lodi CA)

"Lambardin" when one (the Peanut Butter) joins the other (the jelly). its a beautiful thing. "Lahh-m-Bardin" can be used of course in every day life.

lambardin by Stephen Parrish August 22, 2011

Lampardian Transition 

The act of conversing light-heartedly but then shifting quickly to a much more serious tone.

The Lampardian Transition usually starts as an (often bad) joke, but then instantly changes to a much more serious subject.

Here’s an example:
“So then the shopkeeper said that I looked like Baby Yoda, but no seriously my wife left me.”

Lampardian Transition by Waluigi6969 April 18, 2023

Miss Lammerding 

Dumb person, who says actually more times in a lesson than there are atoms in the universe.

Person 1: Actually, I think you will find that actually that is actually wrong.
Person 2: Stop being a miss Lammerding dumb*ss.

Miss Lammerding by Prickly Cactus February 19, 2019

lanyarding 

Getting a blow job with a lanyard to hold the girl's neck in place.

Sally gave me the best lanyarding last night.

lanyarding by Allah Gomez December 26, 2011

Lamper [Lampering] [Lampered] 

To Lamper

When One lounges around with a state of laziness and boredom so much, they actually end up doing stuff.

To Lamper is to be so bored of being lazy that you end up doing something useful.

Erik is lampering (Erik is so bored of being lazy and has started doing random stuffs).

Erik lampered (Erik was feeling so bored of being lazy that he ended up doing something like hoovering).

"I wanted to avoid doing that boring piece of work so much that I lampered all afternoon, now my desk is as clean as a clean thing"

To Lamper Lampering Lampered

Lamper [Lampering] [Lampered] by Erik with a 'K' October 25, 2008