Wide of the mark; Hopelessly off target; A serious disappointment.
After Chelsea FC goalless football player Frank Lampard who was the most inaccurate player in the 2006 FIFA World Cup, with 24 shots of which only 11 were on target and 0 (that's ZERO) found the back of the net, including his penalty kick against Portugal in the quarter final.
When a result has to be voided or reduced in terms of impressiveness because was against the non existent tactics of the dirty brexit Tory EDL cr@cker cunt of a manager Frank Lampard
"Holy fuck, Chelsea just got rinsed by Aston Villa"
"Yeah mate, but you're forgetting to add the Lampard tax. Chelsea would've won if it wasn't for Lampard"
Someone who on the Xbox 360 or Playstation 3 game FIFA 10; the world famous soccer game, repeatedly plays as the team Chelsea in online ranked matches in order to use the player Frank Lampard. This player has been programmed with the ability to strike the ball incredibly powerful and accurate from long range distances, and although this is certainly true in real life as he is known for his long shots, the extent of these abilities shown in the game is somewhat unrealistic. Many FIFA players often choose to be the team Chelsea simply in order to repeatedly shoot with Lampard, and often score as is the case. This annoying feature within the game has lead to the creation of the phrase "Lampard Whore", which although could be deemed an insult, is not necessarily offensive, it simply refers to someone who excessivley picks Chelsea and shoots with Frank Lampard.
For example, You are playing FIFA 10 as AC Milan, a good solid team, but after 15 mins of gametime your 3-0 down as a result of the opposite player having chosen Chelsea and scored outside the penalty box with Lampard 3 times in a row. This is when you shout "F**k this you Lampard Whore" down the 360 microphone and quit the game.