Lakfag

A short king with daddies money that holds too much confidence for his height

Look at that guy working out he’s such a lakfag!

Lakfag by brunette1234 March 8, 2022

Lawfag 

a lawyer or one who knows much about the law

Shit, Scientology is trying to sue me.
You should go get a lawfag to deal with their lawfags.

Lawfag by WhiteNightAnon October 31, 2010

lagfag 

a person who fucks with you gaming experince by having the most shit internet speed

undead hybusa- whos the lagfag lagging out the game

lagwagon- my internet is just runnig a bit slow at the moment

undead hybusa- FUCK YOU. with the amount of lag going on i think your on fucking dail up

lagwagon-*crys*

lagfag by undead hybusa January 8, 2008

Lagfag 

A person who causes lag on your computer; a person with a laggy connection

Gah, this lagfag should change his name

Lagfag by Cowboysfan13 December 28, 2010

Cockbutt Lafagget 

someone who is very socialy awkard, has little to no friends and has very poor skills with women.

Hey man, did you hear Cockbutt Lafagget pick up line camping? "I think your cute" LOL FAIL

Cockbutt Lafagget by Dallas M. Agg November 9, 2009

Laxfags 

Some of the assiest people to ever see the light of day. Most laxfags are people who can't play baseball. Many laxfags try to act like they are "lax bros" to cover up their 0.2cm dicks. The only pussy they get is from slutty, STD-ridden lax girls who are never hot in the first place.

There are many breeds of lacrosse players. Most are just obnoxious, cocky assholes who have barely any athletic ability and need a huge 6ft stick just to catch a ball, unlike baseball or football where you can just use your hands or gloves. There are, in fact, lacrosse players who do not fit this criteria, but they are limited to a very small amount. Unlike players of any other sport, even if they are not good at the sport, they will still insist that they are cool. Most of the time, the ones who aren't complete and utter assholes are the ones who can actually play lacrosse. Usually, the worse they are, the assier they are.

In conclusion, stay away from laxfags.

Laxfag - A huge fag who tries to play lacrosse but fails miserably, but still insists that they are cool.

All laxfags are lacrosse players, but not all lacrosse players are laxfags.

Laxfag: Sup bro I'm so kickass at lacrosse that I have a 200 dollar pinny bro yo let's go pretend to get some dome and post it on laxfags.com

Cool laxbro: I actually do get head, and not from the fugly sluts that you fags go for. Go hang yourself.

Laxfags by Dr. Dicktits September 25, 2011

LALFAG 

LALFAG stands for "Lonely Asshole Looking For A Girl".

LALFAGs crop up from time to time on chat websites. They mainly consist of males in between the ages of 15 and 19, though in truth anyone can be a LALFAG.

LALFAGs spend all their time looking for "horny girls (with cams or MSN)", sexchats, or pics. Some are deluded enough to think they'll find a girlfriend.

Stranger: hi are you a horny girl who has an msn and cam?
You: LALFAG, go away.

LALFAG by Sue Donnim June 6, 2010