LALFAG

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LALFAG stands for "Lonely Asshole Looking For A Girl".

LALFAGs crop up from time to time on chat websites. They mainly consist of males in between the ages of 15 and 19, though in truth anyone can be a LALFAG.

LALFAGs spend all their time looking for "horny girls (with cams or MSN)", sexchats, or pics. Some are deluded enough to think they'll find a girlfriend.

Stranger: hi are you a horny girl who has an msn and cam?
You: LALFAG, go away.

LALFAG by Sue Donnim June 6, 2010

lolfag

people who play lol (league of legends) all the time

- sup bro wanna play lol ?

- no lolfag

lolfag by dimitri2413 May 3, 2011

Related Words

LALFAG • Lafagy • laflagussy • Lakfag • lalagaga • Lawfag • Laxfags • lolfagged • lolfagn00blol • Lolfagnooblol

Lawfag

a lawyer or one who knows much about the law

Shit, Scientology is trying to sue me.
You should go get a lawfag to deal with their lawfags.

Lawfag by WhiteNightAnon October 31, 2010

Lolfagnooblol

When Someone who has been owned to such a degree there is noother word than Lolfagnooblol.

Man: Omg i failed my math exam then i wet myself
Dave T: Lolfagnooblol!

Lolfagnooblol by Sharpeone June 9, 2009

Lolfag

A person who uses “lol” during any sentence. Written or spoken.

My boyfriend Stevie came all over my back Lol! (Lolling outwardly loudly)

Shut up you fucking lolfag!

Lolfag by Cleft palates November 5, 2020

lolfag

Actually two words made into one compound word, it is basically saying "lol, fag". Usually meaning "Lol, you're a fag" or "Lol what a fag".

Tom: I can't beat level three :(
John: Lolfag

or

Tom: Some guy slapped my butt in the locker room O_o
John: Lolfag

lolfag by Saru November 29, 2007

lagfag

a person who fucks with you gaming experince by having the most shit internet speed

undead hybusa- whos the lagfag lagging out the game

lagwagon- my internet is just runnig a bit slow at the moment

undead hybusa- FUCK YOU. with the amount of lag going on i think your on fucking dail up

lagwagon-*crys*

lagfag by undead hybusa January 8, 2008

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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