Lake Zurich 

The greatest town known to man kind. It is a known fact that if you know someone from Lake Zurich they will be the coolest person you have ever met in your life, unless of course you know another person from Lake Zurich.

Oh you are probably the coolest person I've ever met, you must be from Lake Zurich.

Lake Zurich by LakeZurich April 16, 2009

Lake Zurich 

The Shithole of America. majority of population fells as though it is nice, but it is truly just made for adults that don't want to worry about shit. every community building is obviously geared towards adults, and ever teenager is supposed to get a kick out of doing nothing. FUCK LAKE ZURICH

Jim: yo dude, want to go to Lake Zurich?

Mike: FUCK THAT TOWN.

Lake Zurich by PEACE_ESKIMO June 14, 2009

Lake Zurich High School 

Lake Zurich High School is a huge school of over 2,000 students that is located in NW Illinois. It won some bullshit football and cheerleader competitions and has a bunch of clubs that only the nerds know about. However it recently became famous for two huge scandals. The first was in the fall of 2016 where football players were charged with hazing and making younger player perform sexual acts and do really sick shit. Several lawsuits by the parents were filled against the school. The second was in March, 2017, when a huge sexting scandal of hundreds of HS girls that included over 700 very nasty and slutty nude and porn photos where found when some dumb kid created a Google Doc online that included the school's address. All the naughty girls were talked to and warned not to be such attention seeking hoes and sluts or at least be quieter about being such naughty hoes. No charges were filled and some parents even complained that their poor naughty hoe daughters were being harassed.

Lake Zurich High School sucks but sure has a whole lot of serious hoes and weird sexual shit going on there.

Lake Zurich High School by oceancats March 21, 2017

Lake Zurich Redneck

A person living in Lake Zurich, IL who is convinced that they're actually living somewhere in the deep south. They typically wear something camo everywhere they go, ready to hunt the nonexistant wildlife of Lake Zurich at any time. Some opt for wearing construction clothes in an effort to convince you they actually do something for a living other than think up ways to look more redneck. All drive pickup trucks and brag about going muddin even though their trucks have never gone off the pavement.

"Hey man, did you see the Lake Zurich football team beat Stevenson last night?"
"No, i was too busy watching re-runs of Duck Dynasty and practicing my fake southern accent."
"Oh shut the fuck up you fake fucking Lake Zurich Redneck this is Lake Zurich not Macon, Georgia."

Lake Zurich Redneck by chiefman67 September 24, 2013

Lake Zurich High School 

Also known as Vape Zurich. The high school with the largest percentage of girls that end up in the ER for drinking.

ryan: “dude are you going to lake zurich high schools prom?”

connor: “nah dude I think i’m just going to the after party. Heard there’s going to be 5 cases of Busch...”

Lake Zurich High School by anonlz2019 May 25, 2018

Lake Zurich High School 

Place where 100% of people lie about being drug-free. Located in Vape Zurich.

sam: hey where do you go to school?
franklin: vape zurich's very own Lake Zurich High School
sam: i see...

Lake Zurich High School by squid lover August 10, 2016

Lake Zurich middle school north 

The school where there are a lot of annoying rich white girls and guys. Hosting parties where people juul because they think it’s cool and try to buy one because they don’t care if they won’t be able to breath after the age of thirty. AirPods are as common as failing students because there are a lot. Doesn’t matter how much they suck South will always be worse. we are supposed to be great student because everyone expects the lake Zurich students to be. But really we just go to highschool to go to parties and get wasted.

Typical Lake Zurich middle school north student: “Hey did you see my AirPods I think I lost them.”
“Never mind it’s fine my dad will just buy me new ones again.”

Lake Zurich middle school north by Lzmssisworsethannorth February 1, 2019