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A Lainoo is a super awesome, talented, absolutely hilarious and all around rad person. They have great taste in music (seriously), they have a great singing voice, and shred on piano. Lainoos are known for their quick wit and fantastic sense of humor that never fails to get a laugh out of people. Lainoos are genuinely selfless, caring, helpful and are the most awesome people you'll ever have the pleasure of talking to. But don't take Lainoos for granted because first of all, that's just rude, but secondly, if they aren't being appreciated fully they have a legal right to suck you in to the neverending hellscape that is the V O I D.
Person 1:"isn't that Lainoo person the raddest person ever?"

Person 2:" uuhh of course dude, she's Lainoo"
Lainoo by Summerhouse123 January 16, 2019
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lainovoz 

''Lainovoz'' from Bulgarian to English means ''shit-truck'', it delivers shit all over the world!

''Lainovoz'' can be used to offend a person too.
''Don Kris e lainovoz'' - bulgarian saying
''Kriss the Don is a shittruck'' - english saying
lainovoz by babushkakriskodona February 3, 2013
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"Laino" is one very colourful bulgarian word which resembles to the maximum the word "Shit" but "laino" is quite more smelly and larger... just because it derives from Bulgaria :D
*in bulgarian*
-Taka mirishesh na laino, che vse edno si baral Pora
*translated*
-You smell that hard like shit as of you have touched The Weasel!!
(The Weasel is a bulgarian well known person who smells BAD)
laino by nkl October 16, 2006
Linoob was first conceived as a word in #bit-tech (quakenet) by one of the local nutties while talking about a person who is constantly asking questions about Linux while he could find the answers easily through a searchmachine.

Linoob is actually a concatenation of "Linux" and "noob". It means a person who is a beginner in Linux.
Person A: Man that guy pisses me off! With the incessant forum posts everytime he gets a small linux problem on which a 5 second google search would give him millions of answers

Person B: He's a linoob!
linoob by relix January 7, 2005
A person who laughs and never stops
A lanoo was chasing me in the circus
lanoo by Lanoo May 21, 2021

Jacob Michael Laino 

A boy so racist it’s almost scary, he is attracted to types of girls that he likes to insult and then is surprised when he gets dumped. He admits he’s gay every other day and then claims to have never said that. His catchphrase is “give me sex”
You see that boy over there? We call him Jacob Michael Laino for a reason.

Laindon roadman 

A laindon roadman is a boy usually aged from 11-40
These creatures are usually found in basildon or laindon, they would wear a Nike tracksuit (usually gray) Nike tn’s, a black north face puffer jacket, and a Nike cap. They top it off with their iPhone 5c (usually white or blue) oh and let’s not forget it’s cracked.
They use word like
Fit/peng/ my g/bro/broski/ wag1 ect

They fall for the trash girl that piles on makeup and more than likely is from laindon, they listen to xxxtentacion, stormyz and that’s when they embrace they’re inner roadman, when this occurs you have to run from these dangerous animals

Thanks bye add me on this @ella_priv1xo 😙
Loren: he looks shit
James: he’s a laindon roadman
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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