Laindon 

Laindon / Langdon Hills is a small town within Basildon, Essex and is considered to the be the rich, cocky part of Basildon linking in with Dunton, West Horndon and Brentwood.

Laindon tends to be anti-chav however due to its location within Basildon, residents tend to be associated with this stereotype. The residents are very Conservative and come under the 'Basildon and Billericay' constituency, instead of the chav-ridden 'West Basildon' constituency.

Laindon is home to large houses areas of land more towards Dunton and Langdon Hills, and smaller premium housing villages closer towards Laindon Station.

You going Basildon, its full of chavs there?

No way, I'm off to Laindon to go horse-riding and have a pool party.

Oooo check you out.

Laindon by Orangehead86 January 1, 2012

Laindon 

Shithole in Basildon full of roadmen or chavs

Wanna get robbed go to laindon station past 7

Laindon by S262 September 27, 2021

Laindon roadman 

A laindon roadman is a boy usually aged from 11-40
These creatures are usually found in basildon or laindon, they would wear a Nike tracksuit (usually gray) Nike tn’s, a black north face puffer jacket, and a Nike cap. They top it off with their iPhone 5c (usually white or blue) oh and let’s not forget it’s cracked.
They use word like
Fit/peng/ my g/bro/broski/ wag1 ect

They fall for the trash girl that piles on makeup and more than likely is from laindon, they listen to xxxtentacion, stormyz and that’s when they embrace they’re inner roadman, when this occurs you have to run from these dangerous animals

Thanks bye add me on this @ella_priv1xo 😙

Loren: he looks shit
James: he’s a laindon roadman

Laindon roadman by Ella xoxo xoxo July 15, 2018

landoncoolvideos 

Some irrelevant troll

:Landoncoolvideos stop disliking my videos

landoncoolvideos by Zimeatswaffels3 January 16, 2021

Landon Syndrome 

Dating someone who for sure acts like an opp and try to hook up with the afflicted persons opps. Most people would be able to be recognized as a C.H.U.D.

Would you look at that Jeffrey Gunter is dating Maryssa Coatney. He must have Landon syndrome, what a C.H.U.D.

Landon Syndrome by Nefwey November 26, 2022

Landon James Sweatman 

A word to describe someone with no friends who deserves to die, in hell.

Yeah, Brandon’s a bit of a Landon James Sweatman

Landon James Sweatman by jedgard October 15, 2021

Landonize 

contamination, corruption, or degradation due to an attempt to make an issue or object better.

The website used to work but then you had to landonize it.

Landonize by SpaceCadet90210 September 14, 2009