A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)

Gas Station Manager:

"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."

Gas Station Attendant:

"Fuck you. I quit."

blue lagoon by Robert T. Calhoun January 21, 2006

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Landon Syndrome

Dating someone who for sure acts like an opp and try to hook up with the afflicted persons opps. Most people would be able to be recognized as a C.H.U.D.

Would you look at that Jeffrey Gunter is dating Maryssa Coatney. He must have Landon syndrome, what a C.H.U.D.

Landon Syndrome by Nefwey November 26, 2022

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Lando norris

The ultimate meme Lord, the undisputed champion of fall guys, part time f1 driver, popular twitch streamer and son of Carlos Sainz

LANDO NORRIS GOT A PODIUM

Lando norris by Car lost sainz October 20, 2020

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Lando Norris

Lanndo Norris is a F1 Mclaren driver since 2019 and has fricken' poduim so far.First Poduim in Austria 2020, second In Imola 2021,third in Monaco 2021 and fourth in Austria again in 2021.
He is also the ultimate meme lord and the King of UNO.He is british,turning 22 on the 13 of November 2021(was born 13 November 1999)
He is also so fricken beautiful and so sweet!!!
We also stan Charlotte so much as she makes sure Lando is ok and doesn't do anything stupid

Do you know the meme lord?

Yes,Lando Norris,who is also the King of UNO!!!!

Lando Norris by _LN.4_MM.19_CL.16_ September 12, 2021

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