Laige

Noun: marijuana, weed, grass

Verb: (To Laige) the act of smoking marijuana, etc...

Adj/Adv: (Laiged) the state of mind of being stoned

noun: Let's go smoke some laige.

verb: I laiged earlier and am so hungry right now.

adj./adv.: That laiged idiot forgot he had a pot of boiling water on the stove.

Laige by GDMS February 27, 2004

laggermeister 

A person normally 100% german, 100% italian, 100% polish, and 100% lagoff. Normally one who goes to "College College". This person will normally live in a smaller house with a minimum of 5 attics. You would normally yell geet at this guy and call him a lagoff, but due to his other qualifications, you would call him a laggermeister.

That laggermeister thinks he is so much better than every body else and somebody really needs to kick his ass

laggermeister by thegeetguy August 10, 2007

lagergenic 

A condition in which one is more attractive when seen by a drunk person; especially when the beholder has been drinking beer.

After Steve's ninth beer the unattractive woman at the end of the bar became lagergenic.

lagergenic by Gio Marron June 17, 2014

Sheboygan Lager

A fictional brand of beer referenced in the FX show Wilfred by Jenna's douchy boyfriend Drew.

Sheboygan Lager, bitch! That's how we do.

Sheboygan Lager by fp69 August 25, 2011

lange frans

A conspiracy theorist who uses conspiracy theories to hide their own, devil worshipping, pedophile, nature

Did you hear that guy talking about how the moonlanding was faked? Yes, better be careful, I have heard he is a lange frans!

lange frans by Baas B October 25, 2020

Land of chips and lager 

Land of chips and lagar is the the title of a popular version of the song "Land of Hope and Glory" adapted to suit Cockneys way of life in the United Kingdom. The song first appeared publicly in the TV Series "Spitting Image"

The lyrics of the popular Cockney song:

"Land of chips and lager,
'Ere we go, 'ere we go,
Three Tandoori and chips, then
Hire a crap video,
Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!
Oi! You staring at me?
You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in.

You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in."

A bunch of Cockney Yobs are at the "Last Night of the Proms" music concert, and as soon as "Land of Hope and Glory" start playing, the yobs start singing along using their version of the words, starting with "Land of chips and lager..." etc

Land of chips and lager by Coleorton May 29, 2016

jessica lange 

basically the most perfect actress alive; made her rise to fame in the remake of King Kong and is now kicking ass on American Horror Story

person 1: did you watch ahs: coven last night?
person 2: yes! jessica lange is perfection

jessica lange by ahsfan1111 November 19, 2013