Lacerta

A band thats really really wack.
More wack than something that isn't quite as wack as they are, which is everything.

BF:"You heard that band lacerta?"

GF:"Wack."

BF:"Yeah."

by ISeeWack October 18, 2023

Lacerate

To cut or rip at something, with a sharp weapon or claws. For other ways to mutilate people, see fustigate.

"He looked at me funny, so I lacerated his intestines"

by John Q Moron May 5, 2004

LACERAPE

LACERAPE directly refers to Machine Gun Kelly's(MGK) music, as his last mixtape was titled "Lace Up". It is without a doubt some of the most inspiring music you will ever hear, even Lace Up itself means to get through hard times knowing things will get better, so to never give up which is one of the many reasons MGK is as far as he is today. The term "LaceRape" refers to the first time a new person hears his music because all will instantly be astonished at the level of talent as well as motivation and dedication he puts into the inspirational music. His appreciation of the fans is never overlooked and just adds to how hard u get LaceRaped.

(NOVEMBER 18TH) John: Hey man, I skipped school for the release of "Lace Up"!
Twellvs: Way ahead of u man, I skipped yesterday to get ready for it and today to listen to it.
John: Thats whats up! This malbum is amazing.
Twellvs: Ye forreal, I just listened to all 16 tracks, dialed 911 and filed sexual assault cuz i got fuckin LACERAPED!
John: Ya I just asked my mom to take me out to a restaurant cuz i like to get wine-n-dined before i get LACERAPED!
Twellvs: #LTFU

by TWELLVS June 29, 2011

Lamertag

An Xbox Live Gamertag that overall sucks, makes no sense and it the dumbest tag that anyone could come up with

That random Mandingo626 has a lamertag

by Marcus McFatso April 16, 2010

laceration

A deep snowboarding cut made into the side of a mountain that results in a big plume of spray and a noticeable gash in the snow.

That was so sick! I had to lay down a couple lacerations between those trees... dude, hand me that lipper.

by Dr Slash February 18, 2010

Laceration

past tense of Lacerate; to tear roughy, cut, or mangle

Bob had some major Laceration wounds to his neck and limbs he got messed up so much.

by Macquarie January 17, 2009

laceration

A deep wound caused by intense friction during anal penetration or being cock whipped hard enough. Often caused when two males sword fight with limp erections.

My ass wouldn't stop bleeding from all the lacerations Steve's thick, dry cock gave me.

by Liquid Pie May 21, 2008