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lamerage 

Adjective, used to describe something or someone, who/that is somewhere between lame and average (but still slightly closer to lame);
lame + average = lamerage!
I can't think of any better examples. I'm soooo lamerage!
lamerage by Besh Von Enic January 12, 2009
A derogatory term for:

a) People in McJobs who have to wear large gaudy name tags applied directly to their shirts.

b) Euphemistic buzzwords used to describe new fads or trends, such as those in the technology or fashion markets.
A
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Jake: Did you see the oversized novelty name badges those hapless McFonagles employees are made to wear?

Jimmy: Yeah, those are totally lametags.

B
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Jake: Wow, I just heard someone describe the iPhone as a "lifestyle accesory". What a lametag.

Jimmy: Jesus. It's just a mobile phone with a few nice extras! Why do people go so nuts over it?
Lametag by zekepliskin December 1, 2009

lasertag slow blow 

Term used for a blowjob given at a lasertag place in the back.
Lasertag was great last night, I won my game and at the end I got a lasertag slow blow. Best lasertag experience yet.

Lasertag 

one of the only 2 times you are legally allowed to shoot children (the other being nerf wars) It usually goes something like

hit player=gain 10 points
get hit=lose 5 points
getting hit results in your blaster and sensors being deactivated for 10 seconds
either FFA, 2 teams or 4 teams
kid: YOUR TRASH YOU ONLY HAVE 25 POINTS

me: well atleast im not trying to make others feel bad about their lasertag score because I have a lower score than them

kid after realizing he only got 5 points: FUCK
Lasertag by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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