Lamertag 

An Xbox Live Gamertag that overall sucks, makes no sense and it the dumbest tag that anyone could come up with

That random Mandingo626 has a lamertag

Lamertag by Marcus McFatso April 16, 2010

lamerage 

Adjective, used to describe something or someone, who/that is somewhere between lame and average (but still slightly closer to lame);
lame + average = lamerage!

I can't think of any better examples. I'm soooo lamerage!

lamerage by Besh Von Enic January 12, 2009

Lametag 

A derogatory term for:

a) People in McJobs who have to wear large gaudy name tags applied directly to their shirts.

b) Euphemistic buzzwords used to describe new fads or trends, such as those in the technology or fashion markets.

A
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Jake: Did you see the oversized novelty name badges those hapless McFonagles employees are made to wear?

Jimmy: Yeah, those are totally lametags.

B
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Jake: Wow, I just heard someone describe the iPhone as a "lifestyle accesory". What a lametag.

Jimmy: Jesus. It's just a mobile phone with a few nice extras! Why do people go so nuts over it?

Lametag by zekepliskin December 1, 2009

lasertag slow blow 

Term used for a blowjob given at a lasertag place in the back.

Lasertag was great last night, I won my game and at the end I got a lasertag slow blow. Best lasertag experience yet.

lasertag slow blow by watermelonman9910 August 12, 2016

Lasertag 

one of the only 2 times you are legally allowed to shoot children (the other being nerf wars) It usually goes something like

hit player=gain 10 points
get hit=lose 5 points
getting hit results in your blaster and sensors being deactivated for 10 seconds
either FFA, 2 teams or 4 teams

kid: YOUR TRASH YOU ONLY HAVE 25 POINTS

me: well atleast im not trying to make others feel bad about their lasertag score because I have a lower score than them

kid after realizing he only got 5 points: FUCK

Lasertag by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021