9 definitions by John Q Moron

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The condition of believing you're being stalked/hunted/spied on by someone. These stalkers ALWAYS come into one of 4 categories:

1) The Corporation: e.g. Microsoft
2) The Government: e.g. The CIA
3) Independant Stalkers: e.g. Me
4) Aliens: e.g. erm.. Coneheads?

It can also mean that you think everyone in general is against you, or that your friends are talking about/plotting against you behind your back.
"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get me!!"
by John Q Moron December 07, 2003
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Originally, a patriot was someone who loves their country and supports it, but won't blindly follow whatever their country's government does. These days, it is synonymous with Nationalist, which is someone who blindly follows whatever his country's government does, and lacks his own ability to think and reason for himself.
Many Americans seem to be patriots. More of them are nationalists.
by John Q Moron December 06, 2003
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Phrase used by insecure xenophobes as a response to someone with different hobbies, interests or attitudes to themselves. These people often think they have a lot of friends, but usually nobody really cares for them.
"You are intelligent, have a high-paid job and a good future? Get a life!"

"You don't like the same things as me? Get a life!"
by John Q Moron December 08, 2003
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The act of corporations literally playing with the public as one would play with one's food by dreaming up stupid-looking clothes, claiming they're 'in', 'stylish' or 'cool' then selling these clothes for stupid amounts of money. Anyone with sense would wear just what's casual and comfortable.
by John Q Moron December 07, 2003
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General insult, often used by charva scum but not necessarily used by a total moron

Synonyms: Idiot, git, moron, wanker, etc.
"hipys nd gofs iz DIVVIES, waaaaaa!!"
by John Q Moron December 07, 2003
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To cut or rip at something, with a sharp weapon or claws. For other ways to mutilate people, see fustigate.
"He looked at me funny, so I lacerated his intestines"
by John Q Moron May 05, 2004
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To drive a long, sharp object, like a harpoon or a spear, through someone's body so that they are attached to it. Often fatal. Attach the instrument to a wall for further amusement.
"I impaled him with my magnificent weapon. You heard me..."
by John Q Moron May 05, 2004
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