Jablasted

Inebriated beyond comprehension, presumably under the influence of alcohol, majriana, and "that sweet tea" and heroin. People afflicted have no hope of renturning to this physical plane.

A quote from someone who is "Jablasted" -"The rapture is coming, December 14th 2022 at 8:14 AM, wake up early, be outside or God cannot take you to heaven."

Jablasted by CytheCy December 12, 2022

Lablasted

adjective

1. being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of Labatt Blue; intoxicated.

2. pertaining to or caused by intoxication or intoxicated persons by way of Labatt Blue, nearly exclusively.

He and his friends bought cases of Labatt Blue with designs on getting Lablasted.

"I was so Lablasted that I don't even remember breaking into the neighbor's garage and stealing all of those roller derby medals."

Lablasted by Tsunami of Swag December 23, 2012

Jabated 

This word is used when you totally own your friend (if you have any lol) and they were le epic pranked!

“Yo where my doughnut’s go?”
“I threw them in the trash.”
“Man f*ck you I see you tomorrow”
“Haha fool you were jabated! I ate the damn doughnuts!”

Jabated by u/Skit Flicks April 6, 2021

Jabated 

To become destroyed, rek't, marred, or heavily damaged

After my accident, my car was jabated

Jabated by Renewrexbats July 3, 2018

Jabaited 

To be finessed
One will typically be found uttering the word when their friend or they get tricked

Useful definition - Jabaition

The act of getting jabaited

Example 1 -

Hunter 1 - Yo there's that moose we've been looking for
Hunter 2 - nah bro u j got jabaited, that's sarah jessica parker

Example 2 -

Bro 1 - I just jabaited that girl so hard, she thought we were gonna smash but i just showed her the yugioh banlist.
Bro 2 - That is a full blown jabaition, i’m shocked

Example 3 -
I just jabaited my sister so hard, she told me i was adopted so i told her i fucked her milf of a mom. LOL JABAITED

Jabaited by lilpapamashka July 6, 2022

Jabaited 

tricking someone

Edwin: Aver go

Trev: okay, let me go

*Dies*

Edwin: LOL Jabaited

Jabaited by Memetrev March 13, 2022

Jabloasted 

A word usually used in gaming context where an opponent gets totally obliterated.

In other words they get rekt

Player 1: Yo come on man peak me.
*Gets headshotted
Player 2: Lmao get jabloasted.

Jabloasted by Tyname January 22, 2020