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Jablasted

Inebriated beyond comprehension, presumably under the influence of alcohol, majriana, and "that sweet tea" and heroin. People afflicted have no hope of renturning to this physical plane.
A quote from someone who is "Jablasted" -"The rapture is coming, December 14th 2022 at 8:14 AM, wake up early, be outside or God cannot take you to heaven."
by CytheCy December 12, 2022
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Lablasted

adjective

1. being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of Labatt Blue; intoxicated.

2. pertaining to or caused by intoxication or intoxicated persons by way of Labatt Blue, nearly exclusively.
He and his friends bought cases of Labatt Blue with designs on getting Lablasted.

"I was so Lablasted that I don't even remember breaking into the neighbor's garage and stealing all of those roller derby medals."
by Tsunami of Swag December 23, 2012
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Jabated

This word is used when you totally own your friend (if you have any lol) and they were le epic pranked!
“Yo where my doughnut’s go?”
“I threw them in the trash.”
“Man f*ck you I see you tomorrow
“Haha fool you were jabated! I ate the damn doughnuts!”
by u/Skit Flicks April 6, 2021
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Jabated

To become destroyed, rek't, marred, or heavily damaged
After my accident, my car was jabated
by Renewrexbats July 3, 2018
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Jabaited

To be finessed
One will typically be found uttering the word when their friend or they get tricked

Useful definition - Jabaition

The act of getting jabaited
Example 1 -

Hunter 1 - Yo there's that moose we've been looking for
Hunter 2 - nah bro u j got jabaited, that's sarah jessica parker

Example 2 -

Bro 1 - I just jabaited that girl so hard, she thought we were gonna smash but i just showed her the yugioh banlist.
Bro 2 - That is a full blown jabaition, i’m shocked

Example 3 -
I just jabaited my sister so hard, she told me i was adopted so i told her i fucked her milf of a mom. LOL JABAITED
by lilpapamashka July 6, 2022
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Jabaited

Edwin: Aver go

Trev: okay, let me go

*Dies*

Edwin: LOL Jabaited
by Memetrev March 13, 2022
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Jabloasted

A word usually used in gaming context where an opponent gets totally obliterated.

In other words they get rekt
Player 1: Yo come on man peak me.
*Gets headshotted
Player 2: Lmao get jabloasted.
by Tyname January 22, 2020
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