Lablasexual(s) People who claim to be Asexuals but either demonstrate that they aren't through their dialog (got confused because they sexual experiences were not like something out of a romance novel and thus assumed they were asexuals without thinking it through) or actions examples they clearly either actively indulge sexual experiences (with a toy or something). Often for attention and/or a desire to feel important or explain complicated things they are too stupid to understand and thus jump to conclusions
Person A: "Jane said shes an asexual because sex with her boyfriend sucks." Person B: "Nah he probably performed wrong shes a total lablasexual! She's just looking for attention why bother telling us? Not like any of us are looking to get with her"
by lingisticmaster March 29, 2024