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LaBootomy

The act of smashing, screwing, or preforming anal sex so adequately that the recipient has in effect been lobotomized through their anus.
Don’t plan on hearing from Kelly for some time; I preformed a straight up LaBootomy after club Inferno last night.
by Arlian Obtuse January 14, 2020
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Kards lobotomy

When playing the online card game, Kards, you run across players who take forever to decide. Even if they only have 1 or 2 cards they'll act like they're in a world championship of chess and be beyond slow.
Check out this idiot, he's so slow I'm gonna have a Kards lobotomy pretty soon.
by Unclecrazy October 5, 2022
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before the lobotomy

a song by Green Day. its on their album, "21st Century Breakdown".
person 1: have you heard the song "Before the Lobotomy" by Green Day?

person 2: yeah! its a really good song!
by Mr.Minority August 25, 2010
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Liquor Lobotomy

The act of drinking heavily to induce a blackout intended to wipe out a bad memory.

Also used to describe the act of waking up from a blackout night and getting totally smashed again to keep those memories from surfacing.
Oh man, I can't believe I just banged that chick. Gimme a bottle of Wisers, I need a liquor lobotomy.

Jesus christ, I just saw your grandmother naked! Pass me that bottle, I need a liquor lobotomy!

Jill: Do you even remember what you did last night?
Jack: Uhhh....no...nothing. The entire night is a blank.
Jill: Drink this. You're gonna need a liquor lobotomy.
by Somtaw January 26, 2010
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Lobotomy

Lobotomy, give me a lobotomy.
by Prof.factual February 16, 2022
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chris labontony

Chris Labontony is a kid, who "drinks his beer with a chaser." He is such a weakling, he has to mix Coors Light with Pepsi, because he can't handle the taste of beer. He also gets high from one hit of weed, and totally trips the hell out and won't stop laughing. When he's intoxicated, he tries to make out with every girl at the party and gets rejected.
Look at that Chris Labontony, he can't even walk straight. He is such a party foul.
by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017
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labido labotomy

An expression referring to a sudden lack of a sexual drive due to some emotionally traumatic event such as a harsh breakup.
He's not in the game right now after that labido labotomy she gave him...
by Swampybaby April 4, 2016
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