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An insult which stands for 'Lick on my left one', which refers to the males left ball sack.
Man 1: You're wife has a huge, gaping vagina
Man 2: LOMLO
LOMLO by CYBERFR3AK August 19, 2010
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A lolmops is the name for a person who tells silly jokes and tries to be cool.
Cindy: Hey Billy, what's the best way to catch a fish?

Billy: I don't know.

Cindy: Have someone throw it at you!

Billy: O my God, you're such a lolmops.
Lolmops by Raketboy4 December 31, 2009
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The light from neon signs and corporate logos that illuminates main drags and strip malls. Taken from Neal Stephenson's novel Snow Crash.
The teenagers in the parking lot were bathed in the loglo from the strip mall and chain restaurants.
loglo by Nils Thingvall June 21, 2007

lolocaust 

Funny on a scale that kills 6 million people.
"man that joke caused a lolocaust"
lolocaust by Brando January 22, 2006

lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol 

Why the fuck would you care to type that many LOL's into the search bar, unless you're sitting in french class stalling for time?
I'm bored man... ill try to search up lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
wow so funny
Acronym for "live our lives out loud"
"Maybe someday we'll lolol
We'll be better off somehow, someday"
lolol by Jack9736 April 24, 2021

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Stop. Stop. Please. Stop, for the sake of your own health stop.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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