lolfensive

A portmanteau of the acronym "lol" and the word "offensive." Used when something is undeniably funny, but in terribly bad taste.

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?"
"I don't know, what?"
"Nothing! You already told her twice."
"lolfensive."

by sindex October 25, 2009

Olfensive

When your sense of smell is under attack by a disgusting, repulsive odor.

Oh man, that chili cheese dog from lunch is on the move. You'd better clear the room, because I'm gonna get olfensive in here.

by redehlert December 31, 2008

Lovefensive

Not to be confused with any action of being defensive. To defend one's stance in a conversation or even an action with an attitude of love. Love is much more powerful than that of an offensive of defensive stand.

Sweetie, I am not being defensive over what you just said but rather lovefensive. SBR~

by GatorFanForLife November 28, 2011