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It's like Holland, but with more lol.
Billy: Where's that kid from?
Susie: Lolland, it's a subsidiary of Holland or something.
Billy: ghey.
Susie: lolcano!
lolland by DarkSkies July 16, 2008
Words you can keep
The epidemy of everything depressing, ugly, lukewarm and in some states classified as criminal blasphemy (yes, there is such a thing)
"I'm going to send him straight to Lolland "
"Go to Lolland!"
(In these cases "Lolland" would be a step up from hell)
Lolland by MrDuck January 17, 2017

Lolland and Barret 

When something is just so hilarious you must stuff your face with discount whey protein and cod liver oil to stop the laughter.
Clarke: "wha da dily yo? brudda, what'sgoin' down?"

Fred: "hmmmhhhhmmhhh"

Jamal: "He can't jive boy! his mouth full o' ta da brim wit

sheeit. he just had uh mad case o' Lolland and Barret. Don't make me shank ya na!"

Clarke: "Sheeeeeeit! just like mammy."
Lolland and Barret by biggarygraham January 12, 2011

Lowlands 

A huge international festival in the Netherlands. It's really famous and lots of good artists come to this festival.
''Hey, do you already have plans for the summer?''
"Yeah, I saved some money for Lowlands man!''
''No shit that's awesome!''
Lowlands by MILK- September 26, 2011
Laughing out loud like a doofus.
Roo: Paris Hilton was hit by a bus
Pidge: Lollad!
lollad by Lanna-Pidge August 21, 2008
One who uses "LOL" with such frequency it implies a total disconnection with the conversation and, thusly, reality.

From a portmanteau of "dullard" and "LOL."
A: If I weren't convinced it would go over your head, I'd refer to you as a Lollard (which is also a punning reference to the followers of the 13th century religious reformer John Wycliffe) to label your behaviour.

B: LOL!

A: ...but instead I'll point out that you're a giggling fucktard.

B: LOLOLOLOL!

A: Sigh...
Lollard by jimbles April 10, 2011
a moment in which the lol-ness is deserving of a extreme lol moment with an added panda to exentuate the hilariousness.
dude 1: fare you a pirate? cuz i want your booty.
dude 2: lolpanda thats so funny!
lolpanda by mliAWK October 4, 2011
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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