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handy noun, adjective or verb used to describe the act of misplacing, losing or unfinding items of property or simply forgetting or overlooking something. Usely causes no significant harm and always provides heaps of amusement to friends observing one suffering a brunton moment
`fuck me if I can't find my mobile, I swear I'm having a brunton day!!'

`Hey lets hide Katie's notebook, she'll just think she's having a brunton moment.'

`Shit Dude, I left my accesories on and the batteries flat'

`Has anyone told you your such a brunton'

`Today was such shit, I wish I could do a brunton and just forget it ever happened.'
brunton by mickdredd July 21, 2010
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a bully who will pick on you
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Mia brunton biggest slag has got small tits but loves it up the shitter
Mia brunton loves it up the shitter
mia brunton by Dingdongman21 May 17, 2018

Bruton Gaster 

From the USA Network TV Series Psych. Burton "Gus" Guster's name spelled incorrectly by a museum
And you must be Bruton Gaster.
Burton. Guster. It is Burton Guster.
Bruton Gaster by smoshme July 17, 2011

Ms Brunson 

A very sweet and charming person, who pretends to be a misanthrope but secretly loves everyone. She has an incredible brain which is not only an organic graphics calculator but also library of information (especially science) and memories. Don't mess with her because she'll never forget about it!!!
Person 1: Ms Brunson today told me to "go away"
Person 2: Yeah, she is the best. I love Ms Brunson!
Person 1: Absolutely agree!
Ms Brunson by Very Really Good January 19, 2023
A man's name, also girl's apparently. Brinton is not a well known name. Brinton is a respectable man with great attributes and low respect for those who suck in life. Brinton is usually successful at everything he does at life and can hold a happy relationship at a young age unlike the rest of the human population. He can sweet talk a girl just by looking at her but when he actually talks to a girl she'll melt. Brinton is not the normal hormonal teenager, he has a real heart.
Brinton won our game of 2 on 2 again..can't he just lose?
Brinton by littlepurpleguy9 August 6, 2011

Doyle Brunson 

The "Doyle Brunson" is common slang for 2 particular pre-flop hands in the variation of Poker known as "Texas Hold 'Em". These hands are 10-2 offsuited, and A-Qo. The former is named the Doyle Brunson because Doyle Brunson, the actual living poker legend, won the World Series of Poker with this hand twice consecutively. The latter is named for Brunson because it is a hand that for an odd reason he will almost ALWAYS fold.
I flopped a full house with a Doyle Brunson, but fell to a higher full house with 10s full of 9s on the turn.
Doyle Brunson by Ikasu March 5, 2005
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briefcake 

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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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