LOLRET 

In World of Warcraft, a Paladin (usually under Horde "Blood Elves") who has specced Retribution.

Hey Paladin, can you heal?

No, im Ret

LOLRET!

LOLRET by anniethebananie February 11, 2008

lopretta

An extreme amount of well groomed pubic hair.

"That hippie chick was amazing in bed, but I'm going to be picking her lopretta out of my teeth for months"

lopretta by Mdizziforeezie March 10, 2015

Loretta Lynn 

The most beautiful woman in the world

Angie you are a Loretta Lynn I'm glad he has you

Loretta Lynn by Dotdot232 April 25, 2020

loreta 

Attractive and look after their appearance and are incredible charming. They are extremely self-confident - self-satisfied even, at times. Skillful and communicative to the point of being chatterboxes, they are also adaptable. Emotional, sensitive and imaginative, they are anxious and can be known to feel discouraged if life lets them down. As children, they are easy-going and rather mischievous. They like to be the centre of attention. It would therefore be wise to encourage them to learn a foreign language . They are delightfully pleasant so naturally they have a lot of friends. However they tend to "change" often because they are versatile and very popular. In effect, they are held in high admiration by those around them, undoubtedly due to their ease of elocution and their magnetic presence.

I would love to have a friend like Loreta so caring , funny and charming.

loreta by lolka1 May 29, 2016

Loretta Lynched 

To have your husband meet with the attorney general while facing an FBI investigation and trying to cover it up quickly before it ruins your campaign.

You hear about Hillary? Her campaign got Loretta Lynched and now Biden's gonna have to run.

Loretta Lynched by shopgifting July 3, 2016

loleth 

the medieval version of lol

"the dragon just destroyed the kingdome and murderd everyone in sight king arthur"

"loleth the kingdome must have sucked"

loleth by U N I C O R N February 9, 2009

lolMets 

Laughing at someone for failing in spectacular fashion. The term is derived mainly from the collapse of the 2007 New York Mets of Major League Baseball, who led the National League East by seven games on Sept. 12, and ended up losing the division title to the Philadelphia Phillies.

Did you see that guy fall off his bike into a vat of acid? lolMets.

lolMets by dmoney78 September 16, 2010