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LMAOWMPOTG 

Laughing my ass off with my pants on the ground
Guy 1:*types LMAOWMPOTG* in chat box

Guy 2:oh you too?? that video of that girl eating shit on the dirt bike was hilarious!
LMAOWMPOTG by Retribution X February 19, 2010
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lmaowacimg

AOL slang for Laughing My Ass Off With A Cheeto In My Grasp
Peter: And that's what she said.
Frank: lmaowacimg
lmaowacimg by D-For May 13, 2005

lmaowjmo 

Laughing My Ass Off While Jacking Myself Off.

It's one of those jokes that's so funny it sort of gives you a slight boner. Like the first time you heard "jizz in my pants", you were so entertained by it that you sort of got a mind boner - just a very pleasant feeling.

It's also going the extra mile to proclaim love for a joke. Usually people just caps-lock lmao to show their love. This really goes the extra effort - it's 4 extra letters. Plus, it's a ridiculous image when you literally think about it.
"Dude I'm so fucked."

"Why?"

"I guess, like, maybe, my mom, like, just found hella nude pictures of myself that I took for Playgirl."

"lmao"

"It's not a joke! It's my life!!"

"lmaowjmo"

"You're a horrible friend!"
lmaowjmo by mosarmani November 8, 2009

LMAOWFUD 

Laughing My Ass Off While Fucking Ur Dog
Retard: *eats absolute shit on vert*

Retard’s Friend: LMAOWFUD
LMAOWFUD by SlickRickDickFuck August 24, 2022

lmaowned 

A combination of the words lmao and owned that is used when someone or something is owned in an amusing way.
"Oh man, someone spiked my food with laxatives, I've been on the shitter all night."

"Lmaowned!"
lmaowned by Glumble May 22, 2006

lmaownage 

Laughing My Ass Off Ownage

The popular phrase enhanced by ownage to accentuate the extent to which one is afflicted by the giggles
Will: Hey, Park, you love poop in your face
Park: lmaownage, Will. You owned me.
lmaownage by Will Deslinger April 7, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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