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italy

A sun-kissed peninsula in southern Europe. The center of european civilization for millenia. Home of the finest art, cusine, fashion, and automobiles on earth. Most italians seem to really enjoy life, despite the fact that hardly any italian toilets work. Even the turds don't want to leave!
If I could pick one nation in the world to survive a nuclear apocalypse, it would be Italy.
by montoro November 17, 2003
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The home of some of the best food, cars, fashion, and shotguns in the world.
by Dean March 23, 2003
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Nation in Southern Europe consisting of 60,000,000 people. The Italians are some of the most beautiful/handsome people in the world. They love to live la dolce vita, eat good food, and take pride in their architectual treasures. Despite having the shittiest TV and the only G9 nation with an unstable government, Italy is great
by Not so super DJ Gennady March 5, 2003
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Italy also won in '82, '38, and '34.
Forza Azurri!
by forza azurri! July 12, 2006
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The greatest country in the world. Amazing architecture, nice people, great soccer games (called football over there), wonderful food ( Olive garden is not REAL Italian food) , drinking age is 16, and great weather. Ive looked at the other definitions of this country and the only two knocks on it are that its tv sucks and the toilets dont work. First off, the toilets work, that is not true. Second it is true that the tv is not great, but this is probably the reason italians have a wonderful, healthy lifestyle and Americans are fat and ugly. Plus with all the fun stuff to do there who needs tv. I am Italian and take great pride in saying that my family comes from this country. If you ever have a chance to go, DO IT!
Dumb person: I cant wait to go to olive garden tonight and get some real italian food!
Me: You dumbass! Thats not italian food! That is Americanized Italian food.
by ScottM July 18, 2005
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As in something being eaten by an anime character

Why are you even searching up italy
You should know its a country BOI
by Italy May 5, 2018
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Great food.
Great people.
Great history.
Great sites.

Plus it's shaped like a boot. Cool.

Visit Italy.
Explode France.
French tourist 1: Italy isn't THAT great.

French tourist 2: But it says here that the Romans invented roads, organised armies, and modern civilization itself!

French tourist 1: They could never beat our Asterix, though!

French tourist 2: You're right, harh harh!!

*both sips wine and hop home*
by Parz July 27, 2006
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