LERMP

Is when you are flopping your dick around while playing Guitar Hero naked.

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Robert stop lermping in my room.

by toooooooooocruck January 11, 2008

Lermp

Someone who is annoying and/or cheeky (my fave word)

You little lermp
You’re such a lermp

by Queen of lermps June 7, 2021

Lerper

A person high on crystal meth who will steal something from you and then help you look for it.

Someone scoping out the premises looking for things to cluck (steal)

AKA - Theif
Bottom of the barrel sucker fish

"Dont leave that lerper alone with anything of value"

"That guy was lerping around the neighborhood"

by WiseOldGoat September 7, 2013

Lermaniac

An awesome group of fans of actor Logan Lerman.

Person 1: Wow, look at all those Logan Lerman fans. They sure are enthusiastic.

Person 2: Those aren't just any fans, those are Lermaniacs. Aren't they great?

by a lermaniac December 30, 2011

Lerping

(v.) Walking unnaturally, with the right arm swinging forward simultaneously as the right leg bears weight, repeating with the left arm and leg and so on. This normally occurs during stressful moments when someone is nervous and asked to walk in front of an audience of their peers. The individual will overthink the task and lerp.

John was asked to briskly walk across the stage to the rhythm of the music when he started lerping. That’s when everyone began to laugh.

by MichellaBella June 22, 2021

Logan Lerman

a handsome actor that plays percy jackson in the new movie:Percy Jackson and the Olympians

wow, logan lerman is a great actor!

by Mini Mo April 19, 2010

lerpes

Any of serveral diseases that causes one to slur his/her words while severly intoxicated.

We were so drunk last night we had a major case of the "Lerpes".

Bro1: zay jyamezz..immm soz wayzted
Bro2: mez tooz..

by doomtroopr April 25, 2009