lerp

A grub. Someone who never brings anything with them to a party (food, beer, etc). A parasite on the party or group of friends who brings them along. Someone who borrows things and never returns them. N.J. slang from Clifton back in the 1980s, still used around this area.

The dude showed up empty handed & he lerped beer from us all night.

No way, we're not bringing him to the party, that guy is such a lerp!

As soon as we lit a cigarette this guy came up and lerped one off of me.

No, that guy can't borrow any of my tools, he's a lerp.

Those lerps stole the keg!

by zenbeer December 28, 2007

lerp

n; The noise a dog's nose make when kissing your face.

v.tr; To be a dog and kiss a human on the face.

The border collie lerps my face every time I lean down to pet him.

by McFunsalot July 06, 2011

Lerping

(v.) Walking unnaturally, with the right arm swinging forward simultaneously as the right leg bears weight, repeating with the left arm and leg and so on. This normally occurs during stressful moments when someone is nervous and asked to walk in front of an audience of their peers. The individual will overthink the task and lerp.

John was asked to briskly walk across the stage to the rhythm of the music when he started lerping. That’s when everyone began to laugh.

by MichellaBella June 22, 2021

lerpes

Any of serveral diseases that causes one to slur his/her words while severly intoxicated.

We were so drunk last night we had a major case of the "Lerpes".

Bro1: zay jyamezz..immm soz wayzted
Bro2: mez tooz..

by doomtroopr April 26, 2009

Lerp

Linear interpolation between two points or rotations

I lerped those quaternions so the object would turn smoothly.

by rab236 May 01, 2012

Lerp

To go through another person's belongings with or without consent.

She only wanted to lerp his stuff, she had no intention of taking anything from him.

by 77wade77 April 16, 2020

Lerpes

Lerpes is in direct relation to Herpes but manifests itself on one's lip, often causing much pain, embarassment and social anxiety for recepients.

My Lerpes causes me to cover my lip while speaking to someone of significance and burns as if climbing the Himilayas during a Blizzard.

by firemouth February 11, 2006