Lerpes is in direct relation to Herpes but manifests itself on one's lip, often causing much pain, embarassment and social anxiety for recepients.
My Lerpes causes me to cover my lip while speaking to someone of significance and burns as if climbing the Himilayas during a Blizzard.
by firemouth February 11, 2006
Lerpes manifests itself like herpes, however it is only contracted through close contact or the "bumping of uglies" with a lerp. The resulting pustules can appear anywhere on the body.
Did you see that fugly guy Tanya took home last night? That bitch is gonna catch a mad case of lerpes.
by urbansombrero_biatch February 06, 2009
(v.) Walking unnaturally, with the right arm swinging forward simultaneously as the right leg bears weight, repeating with the left arm and leg and so on. This normally occurs during stressful moments when someone is nervous and asked to walk in front of an audience of their peers. The individual will overthink the task and lerp.
John was asked to briskly walk across the stage to the rhythm of the music when he started lerping. That’s when everyone began to laugh.
by MichellaBella June 22, 2021
We were so drunk last night we had a major case of the "Lerpes".
Bro1: zay jyamezz..immm soz wayzted
Bro2: mez tooz..
Bro1: zay jyamezz..immm soz wayzted
Bro2: mez tooz..
by doomtroopr April 26, 2009
by rab236 May 01, 2012
by 77wade77 April 16, 2020
A lerp is similar to an otaku. A Lerp is often socially awkward, because they bring up things such as anime or video game characters in public conversations and expect it to be acceptable - but anyone who understand the reference facepalms, and anyone who does not avoids the lerp. A lerp is almost always depressed, despite knowing their flaws, do not change, instead opting to complain about how no one likes them. A lerp also talks alot about their ex-spouses. Lerps take personal offense to ANY practical joke and are immensely oversensitive. Lerps are actually so arrogant that they do not even realize that they look down on everyone.
Did you see how Tony reacted? All I said was that working here is for dropouts. Fucking lerp.
This place is full of lerpes. Let's go.
This place is full of lerpes. Let's go.
by jhonkaman July 04, 2009