lerpes

Any of serveral diseases that causes one to slur his/her words while severly intoxicated.

We were so drunk last night we had a major case of the "Lerpes".

Bro1: zay jyamezz..immm soz wayzted
Bro2: mez tooz..

by doomtroopr April 26, 2009

Lerping

(v.) Walking unnaturally, with the right arm swinging forward simultaneously as the right leg bears weight, repeating with the left arm and leg and so on. This normally occurs during stressful moments when someone is nervous and asked to walk in front of an audience of their peers. The individual will overthink the task and lerp.

John was asked to briskly walk across the stage to the rhythm of the music when he started lerping. That’s when everyone began to laugh.

by MichellaBella June 22, 2021

Lerp

Linear interpolation between two points or rotations

I lerped those quaternions so the object would turn smoothly.

by rab236 May 1, 2012

Lerp

To go through another person's belongings with or without consent.

She only wanted to lerp his stuff, she had no intention of taking anything from him.

by 77wade77 April 16, 2020

Lerpes

Lerpes is in direct relation to Herpes but manifests itself on one's lip, often causing much pain, embarassment and social anxiety for recepients.

My Lerpes causes me to cover my lip while speaking to someone of significance and burns as if climbing the Himilayas during a Blizzard.

by firemouth February 11, 2006

Lerp

A lerp is similar to an otaku. A Lerp is often socially awkward, because they bring up things such as anime or video game characters in public conversations and expect it to be acceptable - but anyone who understand the reference facepalms, and anyone who does not avoids the lerp. A lerp is almost always depressed, despite knowing their flaws, do not change, instead opting to complain about how no one likes them. A lerp also talks alot about their ex-spouses. Lerps take personal offense to ANY practical joke and are immensely oversensitive. Lerps are actually so arrogant that they do not even realize that they look down on everyone.

Did you see how Tony reacted? All I said was that working here is for dropouts. Fucking lerp.

This place is full of lerpes. Let's go.

by jhonkaman July 4, 2009

Lerp

Someone who consistently says they're done smoking or drinking, but falls back into it at the first opportunity.

"Tim said he's done smoking weed."
"Come on, Tim's a fucking Lerp!"

by Ugottnick November 24, 2015