lerpes 

Any of serveral diseases that causes one to slur his/her words while severly intoxicated.

We were so drunk last night we had a major case of the "Lerpes".

Bro1: zay jyamezz..immm soz wayzted
Bro2: mez tooz..

lerpes by doomtroopr April 25, 2009

Lerpes 

Lerpes is in direct relation to Herpes but manifests itself on one's lip, often causing much pain, embarassment and social anxiety for recepients.

My Lerpes causes me to cover my lip while speaking to someone of significance and burns as if climbing the Himilayas during a Blizzard.

Lerpes by firemouth February 14, 2006

Lerpes 

Lerpes manifests itself like herpes, however it is only contracted through close contact or the "bumping of uglies" with a lerp. The resulting pustules can appear anywhere on the body.

Did you see that fugly guy Tanya took home last night? That bitch is gonna catch a mad case of lerpes.

Lerpes by urbansombrero_biatch February 10, 2009

Lerper 

A person high on crystal meth who will steal something from you and then help you look for it.

Someone scoping out the premises looking for things to cluck (steal)

AKA - Theif
Bottom of the barrel sucker fish

"Dont leave that lerper alone with anything of value"

"That guy was lerping around the neighborhood"

Lerper by WiseOldGoat September 7, 2013

LeReesha 

LeReesha is the most mysterious and beautiful being that you could ever meet in a lifetime. She is confident, some say even cocky but has a big heart and is loyal to a fault. People are drawn to her energy and she is the perfect mix of elegance, intelligence and hood.

This girl lights up the room and makes everyone she meets feel important.

LeReesha has a dark, twisted and dirty sense of humor and is fluent in sarcasm. She has a vernacular that impresses and has the gift of talk and quick wit.

You have to be extra special to have your chance with a LeReesha, she's a once in a lifetime kind of girl and the rarest diamond of them all.

I told them they better fix it before LeReesha comes back!

LeReesha by Bellalad November 24, 2021

lepression 

A psychological disorder characterised by very low moods and causing significant impairment of basketballing ability. This unique illness is caused by continually getting rick rolled by LeBron James and is especially prevalent among professional athletes and civilians from Toronto. While there is no cure, Torontonians hope that LeBron James will take his talents west which would mean lepression would not hit Toronto until June, if at all.

DeMar DeRozan is a long term sufferer of lepression and has a number of lepressive episodes a year; most commonly in May. These episodes are followed by 5 months of chronic lepression before building the courage to face the inevitable spiral in May of the following year.

lepression by JuiceTruth June 3, 2018

lerper 

Very similar to a "Creeper". A Lerper's intentions are to simply receive human contact, verbally, visually, or physically. A Lerper has no real desire for sex specifically, but rather they solely are interested in relieving the enormous state of loneliness they exist in. (Verb: Lerp Adj.: Lerpish)

"So when Allison was at the mall, she totally got creeped out by this lerper"

"Dude, Eric was totally lerping on that chick!"

"Mike was acting all lerpish today with Jen..."

lerper by Siphadiaz December 16, 2008