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A tall faggoty geek with little to no muscle mass. Generally found to masturbate too much with their strange long gorilla like arms.
Proto is lerpy.
lerpy by proto August 28, 2003
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Crazy, out of control, a condition that results from one too many hits to the head and/or excessive amounts of alcohol.
Julie was lerpy after having one too many drinks with her boyfriend.
Lerpy by pink dunk March 9, 2009
Related Words
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A word that absolutely means something specific.
There's no way I can possibly use lerpy in a sentence.
lerpy by Joe July 7, 2003
Person who has very awkward movements, very unfluid like. Typically a lanky person.
Boi can't even make a layup, he lerpy as hell.
lerpy by 49kt October 28, 2020

lerpy stick 

Any type of stick used to unclog the toilet
Hand me that lerpy stick, Beau just clogged the shitter!
lerpy stick by Jonzeefamdamn March 24, 2017

leroy jethro gibbs 

Leroy Jethro Gibbs is a fictional character of the CBS TV series NCIS, portrayed by Mark Harmon. He is a former U.S Marine Corps Scout Sniper turned special agent who commands a team for the Naval Criminal Investigative Service. Gibbs is the most accomplished marksman on the team and the most skilled at handling violent standoffs; he depends on his other agents heavily for technical forensics and background checks. He is patient but firm with his team and has little patience for bureaucracy; he commands most other main characters—including Anthony DiNozzo, Timothy McGee, Eleanor Bishop, Ducky Mallard, and Abby Sciuto—and is the backbone of the cast.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs the only man Carlos ray (Chuck) Norris is scared of
A person high on crystal meth who will steal something from you and then help you look for it.

Someone scoping out the premises looking for things to cluck (steal)

AKA - Theif
Bottom of the barrel sucker fish
"Dont leave that lerper alone with anything of value"

"That guy was lerping around the neighborhood"
Lerper by WiseOldGoat September 7, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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