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A person high on crystal meth who will steal something from you and then help you look for it.

Someone scoping out the premises looking for things to cluck (steal)

AKA - Theif
Bottom of the barrel sucker fish
"Dont leave that lerper alone with anything of value"

"That guy was lerping around the neighborhood"
Lerper by WiseOldGoat September 7, 2013
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Very similar to a "Creeper". A Lerper's intentions are to simply receive human contact, verbally, visually, or physically. A Lerper has no real desire for sex specifically, but rather they solely are interested in relieving the enormous state of loneliness they exist in. (Verb: Lerp Adj.: Lerpish)


"So when Allison was at the mall, she totally got creeped out by this lerper"

"Dude, Eric was totally lerping on that chick!"

"Mike was acting all lerpish today with Jen..."
lerper by Siphadiaz December 16, 2008
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LeSperm is the often used nickname for LeBron James' son Bronny James whenever he does anything on the high school basketball court.
"Did you see LeSperm's crazy dunk last weekend in the State Championships???"
"Yup, those LeBron genes are really kicking in."
lesperm by SlerkYneb March 22, 2022
A person, usually a child or teenager, who spots exotic cars and will willingly jump infront of a moving vehicle to get a successful picture.
"God damn leapers always getting in the way of everything!"
Leaper by Leapernation August 19, 2016
Any of serveral diseases that causes one to slur his/her words while severly intoxicated.
We were so drunk last night we had a major case of the "Lerpes".

Bro1: zay jyamezz..immm soz wayzted
Bro2: mez tooz..
lerpes by doomtroopr April 25, 2009
A person who was born on February 29th also known as Leap Day
Day: When’s your brithday?

Eli: February 29th, I’m a leaper

Day: That’s really cool! So how old are you then?

Eli: My birthday comes every 4 years so I’m 6 years old lol.
Leaper by Deathcabforeli December 26, 2018

lernerei 

Noun, German origin. Exact translation: a lot of studying. Used to describe a lot of studying for a particular subject or multiple subjects.
All the lernerei paid off, everyone passed the exam.
lernerei by midavTe October 3, 2022
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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