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Legalize 

e.g: "Legalize weed, man!"

To "legalize" means to write a statute which thereby exports a given object, or substance (expanded in recent years to also include concepts, thoughts or actions) from the tangible, real, physical universe--where it can actually be proven to exist--and imports this object or substance into the imaginary realm of statutory control, enforcement and penalty, which only exists inside a courtroom environment, or the prisons they draw their revenue from.

This can be used "to make something illegal", or to make something "legal."

This can not, however, be used to make something "free", which many people believe means the same thing as legal.

It doesn't.

To be "legal" requires statutes which specifically limit and restrain your freedoms to those which are preordained by the statute.
People have been begging to "legalize cannabis" since the 60's. They still haven't clued into the fact that it was "legalized" a century ago, so as they "beg for more of the same" they actually get the "more of the same" they were begging for.

The reason we haven't restored our freedoms, is because we keep begging to "legalize" what is "already legalized", never understanding that in order to be free, we must repeal the statutes which "legalized" those actions, concepts or items, and made them "illegal."

You can NOT restore your freedoms by adding more restrictions onto the pile of statutes which originally restricted your freedoms.

Eventually, this will become obvious to all...although, for the last century, we have somehow managed to remain completely and wilfully ignorant of this fact.
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legalize nuclear bombs 

When the nuts pop you go supa sayan and when that happen the goverment will try to shut down cuz you be too strong and shi fr on boss. so when da boss be like dammmnn yo you gusy legalizing the bomb or nuclear ibe like yuhh cuz we on the sshiz fr brotha like the money when it pop up it be coming on me it dont even matter when i see the money i go blind cuz that shi just come to me brah and like when i get too much money the compount interest be ball busting me so i go ahead and jsut frick up dawg and buy a nuclear bomb annnd,,, like shiiiii but the probklem with that is thatt uhh like i go to jail.......,.. but yuh bordda i just drop the bomb cuz we fr like that because the blacked out uber x with the whole team bussin is too strong against the us goverment
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legalize nuclear bombs
(ejaculates)

legalize it

legalize it by Smokey McPot March 23, 2003

legalize freedom 

A catch phrase used by Ron Paul supporters to emphasize the restricting of constitutional rights by the US Government and promote his strict pro-constitutional stance.
I'm sick of being tortured and spied upon, why won't someone legalize freedom already?

Legalize Weed & Unite Ireland 

A political movement in favor of legalization and the reunification of all 32 counties on the island of Ireland.
'' Man, we need a big change here''
''Ye.......Legalize Weed & Unite Ireland.''
''Taxes from the weed and taxes from the United Ireland is a win for all''

legalize it

Song by Peter Tosh.
"Legalize it,
Don't critisize it!"
legalize it by eazy muthaphukn e August 6, 2003

legalize nuclear bombs 

im over here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick right now im just stroking my shit im horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like.... fuck..... man.......
legalize nuclear bombs
legalize castrating gay people
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