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Laureen
Very funny,has wired laugh, will help u though the up’s and downs, is a real friend never let her go.
Hi my name is Laureen
Laurence Rickard
Laurence Rickard is an actor and writer, best known for his work in the CBBC series Horrible Histories. Not only does he write a number of the sketches, but he has moved from 'background colour' to main actor during the development of the show. Possibly his most loved character is Bob Hale. His Twitter account is known for containing daily pearls of wisdom (or gems of lunacy). Rickard has also appeared in the comedy series Balls of Steel and has written extensively for comedy shows over the years. He has a loyal following of obsessive/dedicated fans known as Rickardians.
"Did you see Laurence Rickard as the Egyptian dentist last night? Yum!"
"Bob Hale report on Renaissance - awesome."
"Bob Hale report on Renaissance - awesome."
Laurence Rickard by larryrules November 9, 2012
Laurene
Laurene is one of the most drop dead gorgeous girls you’ll ever meet. Her kind, funny, caring, hard working personality will have you falling for her in no time. She’ll always consider others feelings before acting because how people think of her mean something to her. A Laurene is very loyal to her partner and friends and will never betray their trust. She is a lover of animals, and will treat them as her children. If you ever meet a Laurene, don’t challenge her to a game of Uno cards, she’ll destroy you. Once you find someone like Laurene, you’ll never want to loose her fun-loving personality.
You: Hey, did you meet Laurene yet?
Friend: No, why?
You: Oh cmon, she’s a blast.
Friend: Let’s go meet her!
Friend: No, why?
You: Oh cmon, she’s a blast.
Friend: Let’s go meet her!
Laurene by Anonymous Figure💓 July 3, 2018
Laurice
One of a kind, as unique as the name. A class all her own. Well rounded person. Highly intelligent. A modest, caring person Usually tries to lay low, but can’t help to stand out. Naturally beautiful, exotic like, high sex appeal, so much that they try to hide it to not draw attention. Larger than life personality, speaks her mind and stands up for righteousness. Her opinion is one you'd want to go by. A person you will never forget. One night with her will change your sex life forever. And waking up to her will make you fall madley in love.
Person 1: There was this chick I knew, you would've love her. That girl was funner than sin.
Person 2: Whose that?
Person 1: LAURICE! I can't believe i still think of her after all these years.
Person 2: Hmm .. Beautiful name. That's different. Seems interesting.
Person 2: Whose that?
Person 1: LAURICE! I can't believe i still think of her after all these years.
Person 2: Hmm .. Beautiful name. That's different. Seems interesting.
Laurence
A perfect guy , he will never let you down. He is incrediblely sweet, caring , kind, faithful, talented, loving , very handsome but he is a gentleman . Laurence takes responsibility for his actions and apologizes even when it really doesn't matter because he respects women . There is no other kind of guy you would want to be !!!
lauree
Lauree is always a beautiful girl, with a love for animals and Pokemon. If you meet a Lauree, never let go of her. Lauree is the sweetest, most beautiful person you will ever meet but she is also shy. Be nice to your Lauree and cherish her always.
lauree by The main hoe October 4, 2015
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
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Word of the Day on September 20, 2026