Laurened

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To get robbed ; to have your belongings taken

“Fuck man I got laurened”
“Shit what’d they take?”
“They stole my shoes, my money, and my vodka”

Laurened by Livelaughlove6789 September 11, 2022

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Laurened

Walking in on your best mate with the least morals sucking the smeg off your mans love stick

I went outside the party to have a slash in a bush and i walked in on my mate carrying out follatio on my man. Got totally laurened

Laurened by Geoffy boy April 8, 2019

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Laurene

Laurene is one of the most drop dead gorgeous girls you’ll ever meet. Her kind, funny, caring, hard working personality will have you falling for her in no time. She’ll always consider others feelings before acting because how people think of her mean something to her. A Laurene is very loyal to her partner and friends and will never betray their trust. She is a lover of animals, and will treat them as her children. If you ever meet a Laurene, don’t challenge her to a game of Uno cards, she’ll destroy you. Once you find someone like Laurene, you’ll never want to loose her fun-loving personality.

You: Hey, did you meet Laurene yet?
Friend: No, why?
You: Oh cmon, she’s a blast.
Friend: Let’s go meet her!

Laurene by Anonymous Figure💓 July 3, 2018

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Laurenced

When a person is forgotten and left behind from a group of people who are going out somewhere, usually on a night out.

Ok guys let's go...huh? where are they?

Pfft, they left 10 minutes ago! your ass got laurenced!

Laurenced by br 10 May 19, 2009

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laurène

this name is from god every gurl who's called laurène is so nice and perfect

laurène= lore

laurène by kdkdkdb January 2, 2017

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Laurend

When you get completely smashed and end up spending the night in a welfare centre with no recollection of even drinking.

Shaniqua: I did so badly in my results, I need to get so wasted I forget them.
Mercedes: If you want to forgot them you can't just get wasted you need to get laurend.

Laurend by taniko October 18, 2015

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Dirty Laurene

The act of popping hemorrhoids and sniffing the tang left on your fingers.

“Man, I need to pull a Dirty Laurene just to feel alive again.”
“She did a Dirty Laurene in the Taco Bell bathroom.”

Dirty Laurene by patheticmeme May 7, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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