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Laurene is one of the most drop dead gorgeous girls you’ll ever meet. Her kind, funny, caring, hard working personality will have you falling for her in no time. She’ll always consider others feelings before acting because how people think of her mean something to her. A Laurene is very loyal to her partner and friends and will never betray their trust. She is a lover of animals, and will treat them as her children. If you ever meet a Laurene, don’t challenge her to a game of Uno cards, she’ll destroy you. Once you find someone like Laurene, you’ll never want to loose her fun-loving personality.
You: Hey, did you meet Laurene yet?
Friend: No, why?
You: Oh cmon, she’s a blast.
Friend: Let’s go meet her!

Lauréne 

Lauréne’s are the most unique women in the world. They are often times very mysterious and reserved but don’t underestimate their ability to be the life of every party they attend. They have a very particular taste and see the world through unique lenses. They are beautiful in and out. They have trust issues and probably won’t ever let anyone too close to them but they’ll never make you feel uncomfortable or out of place. Lauréne’s are a rare species, out of this world and master the art of confidence. Their being is magnetic and the way they see the world makes you want to sit and rethink everything you’ve ever believed in. These women are highly intelligent, intimidating and very giving.
I wish I was more like a Lauréne.
Lauréne by im_never_wrong12 November 19, 2021

Laurene Mondesir 

Laurene Mondesir- She is pretty, goofy, and wild person. She is very lovable and exciting. She knows how to keep a conversation going. Also a very unique person to understand. So when you meet her tell her she is a the best!
Laurene Mondesir- Yoo
Person 1- ;)
Laurene Mondesir by Laurene Mondesir September 23, 2020

Dirty Laurene

The act of popping hemorrhoids and sniffing the tang left on your fingers.
“Man, I need to pull a Dirty Laurene just to feel alive again.”
“She did a Dirty Laurene in the Taco Bell bathroom.”

Lauren Jauregui 

Lauren is a bisexual Cuban American. She's hot. Planet green eyes ready attack you. She will make you question your sexuality. Her smile will kill you just by looking at it. She is funny af. Grammar police. If you get on her bad side, she will go off or she will ignore you and probably block you on social media. WARNING: SHE WILL MAKE YOU TURN GAY!!!! Sassy af.
Random person: who is your favorite Disney princess?
Me: Lauren Jauregui
Random person: But she's not......
Me: I SAID LAUREN JAUREGUI
Lauren Jauregui by M1k3y_J4ur3gu1 August 27, 2017

Lauren jauregui 

"Lauren jaureguis ass tho"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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