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Landpimp 

An internet phoney. Named after a gimpy jackass in Washington State that buys a lot of 4-wheel drive Toyota Land Cruisers but never takes them on gravel roads, let alone off-road. He doesn't even work on them, short of having stereos installed and adding rubber nipples to the bumpers.
John is a real Landpimp. He's constantly on the internet claiming to be a Land Cruiser expert, but he has to call AAA when he gets a flat.
Landpimp by GigHarborGreg August 19, 2013
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landphobia

Landphobia is the bigotry and intolerance towards landownership and People of Land. People of Land (PoL) is one of the most marginalised minority groups in modern day society and is constantly subject to microaggressions (e.g. not paying rent plus tip on time); hateful bigotry (e.g. ‘being a landlord is not a rEaL jOb’); and at times even systemic discriminations such as property tax and eviction moratoriums.
Rentoid: Landlords add nothing to society and are parasites. Why am I forced to pay to live in my own house??
People of land: What is this Landphobia? I’m literally shaking right now!!
landphobia by OS69 August 29, 2021
Streamer on twitch, Lanu is a rising minecraft/roblox streamer and is the little sister of Tubbo
"Do you know Little law?"
"Oh yeah LanuSky"
LanuSky by Iamfee November 27, 2020

Lanapult 

When a bro is railing a chick out hard, she is on top just riding that bro. When he is about to finish he grabs underneath her legs. grips the slam piece tight and catapults her into the wall and screaming "done" then rolls out to drink with the bros.
Did you hear about johnny lanapulting that slam piece?

Yeah bro I thought I heard something hit the wall.
Lanapult by Slampiece wrecker February 28, 2011

lanutmeg 

A 11 year old with an disability where he scores every time he make contact with a soccer ball
Bro is lanutmeg
lanutmeg by Lasteroid June 7, 2023
"LANping" is a term used to describe a Local Area Network (LAN) party that occurs in a heavily wooded area. The name is an amalgamation of the words "camping" and "LAN". This counterculture movement was popularized in 2009 by the Atomic Zoo.
Me and the zoo went LANping over the weekend. It was so cold, but we all cuddled together to keep warm.
LANping by Atomicbeaver November 3, 2009